Eins

For the elements, silver and iron. For the foundation, stone and the Archduke of Pacts. And for the ancestor, my great master, Schweinorg. Close the gates of the four directions. Come forth from the Crown and follow the forked road leading to the Kingdom. Fill, fill, fill, fill, fill. Repeat five times. When each is filled, destroy it. Set.
Heed my words. My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny. If you heed the Grail's call and obey my will and reason, then answer me! I hereby swear that I shall be all the good in the world. That I shall defeat all evil in the world. Thou Seventh Heaven, clad in the three great words of power, come forth from the circle of binding, Guardian of the Scales!
[This is a master (haha) post for Fate/PSLs! If you need anything specific tailored to your character (like a starter that doesn't start with the summoning like the above) let me know! We'll work something out over PM or Plurk.]

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[ Nevermind that it's 7am and Rin isn't the legal drinking age. #medieval
Though, now that she's asking... ]
Master. Don't you have anything fun in this place? I looked around, but it was all boring. [ Rude. ] I thought maybe you were more interesting than an ordinary mage.
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[Thanks to a certain Fake Priest who happens to be presiding over this war. Rin sighs, and rests her hand on the railing of the steps to help steady herself as she descends.]
What would you consider "fun," Saber?
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[ So to be in an old-fashioned sort of place, while better than anything run-down, is still disappointing. Technology is a thing, Rin, get with the times.
Also, she's concerned about that comment about money. ]
... I hope you're not planning on being a cheapskate with me. I expect to be treated like someone of my station should be, not tolerating a miser of a Master.
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Saber if you're truly opposed to wearing my mothers things at least inspect my father's wardrobe before I spend my last yen on pants for you.
[It might be difficult to tell, but there's almost a note of pleading in her voice before she hurries down the stairs to get the tea started.]
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[ ... And yet she stalks her way back down the hall, looking for Tokiomi's things. His clothes are at least more agreeable than dresses, even if they're too stuffy — and anything is probably better than the loincloth and strapping she wears under her armour — but there's a more serious problem.
Still upstairs, she pipes up telepathically at first, over their connection. ]
Are you serious, Master? [ Without actually defining said problem: ] I'm going to come downstairs. Laugh, and I'll use your neck as a sheath.
[ She's dressed in one of Tokiomi's suits when she does come down, and the issue is immediately clear — she looks like a kid wearing her father's clothing. Mordred's even shorter than Rin, which makes Tokiomi almost a foot taller... she's almost swimming in the outfit. Her scowl makes it even funnier. ]
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At least this makes the fact that Mordred held a sword to her throat much easier to swallow.]
You know it's been ten years since I saw my father. It seems I forgot how tall he actually was.
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[ Not even just around the house. She goes back upstairs, tossing the clothes on the ground somewhere, and comes back down in what she was wearing before. ]
Is the tea ready yet? [ She's still scowling, though it's not quite as severe now. ]
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[But while they wait for that Rin has already started on breakfast. She's not as extravagant as Sakura can be for Shiro, so they will have to make do with eggs, toast, and small sausage patties. Everything easy and cheap.]
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Do you have a death wish? [ Seriously. Somehow, all the insults cancel each other out. ] Don't call me that. And my height is fine.
[ She's the same height as her 'father' after all (#clonelife), and King Arthur was perfect in every way. She huffs again, and starts trying to inspect the food over Rin's shoulder, which of course means she has to get on her tip-toes. ]
Faster. Oh, and this is all for me, right? [ That's barely even enough of a serving for her, but she'll make do if she has to. What do you mean Rin has to eat as well? ]
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Go sit down. A watched pot never cooks, Saber.
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[ Said through the toast in her mouth, so it's more rmm ri rorig than anything actually decipherable. She settles for exploring the room instead, even if she's already poked around last night. ]
Why did you summon me if the War hasn't even started? There's no point to just sitting around like this.
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[Rin turns over the sausage patty, and it sizzles in the pan. It's distinct aroma begins to fill the kitchen.]
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[ Her stomach growls at the smell, sounding impressively loud for her size. Fine, she'll talk strategy if she really has to wait. ]
My helmet stops anyone from reading my skills or anything about my identity. Even you. [ Which is why Rin hadn't been able to see anything until she'd taken it off. ] So, that's one advantage. Of course, I have to take it off to use my other Noble Phantasm.
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Being a generous master she gives Mordred all but one half of one sausage patty (so two and a half for her), two buttered toast slices, and the majority of the eggs. She also gets a nice porcelain tea cup with a blue damask pattern scrolling about in a circle on its side. The tea is an English Breakfast tea. Sugar and a small bottle of cream will be placed on the table for her to fix it how she likes.]
What is the other one?
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[ Which is the important part. Satisfied that Rin gave her more of the food, she tears into the first sausage patty... then grabs her tea cup and slurps it down like it's a mug of booze. Mistake. ]
Shit, that's hot! [ There goes any seriousness. ]
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[Oh lord why is her Saber so dumb? Who did she slight in another life?
Rin leans forward and just rests her face in her hands.]
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[ In her defence, she predates tea reaching Europe... but she could have taken a sip (or just felt the heat in her hands) before throwing the entire thing back. At least her mouth heals up quick, and she starts tearing into the food again immediately. ]
Whatever, it's fine. I won't be defeated that easily. [ By tea. ] Hurry up and eat. We should go out and patrol.
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[What does Mordred want? A tour of Fuyuki?]
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My Noble Phantasm is an anti-army type. It needs a wide open space, or it'll destroy everything in its path. [ Buildings, people... she chews another patty, starts talking again with it half eaten in her mouth. ] Obviously, I need to find a suitable battlefield. Some sort of field would be best.
[ She swallows, finally. ]
If common folk are in the way, I won't be able to give it my all. Well, you could use a command seal to force me, but I'm sure you know the consequences of that. [ Said with obvious killing intent. ]
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Looks like they'll be using the rest of her day for shopping and a tour. If she and Mordred get separated she'd like for the servant to know where to lead the battle to in case of an emergency.]
I know some spots. I'll take you to them today.
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[ Having finished her own food, she reaches across the table to take Rin's, casual as anything. ]
You'll have to buy clothes first, though. I'll dematerialize when we go out, but only this once. [ She seems to think this is some Generous Act that Rin should be pleased about, instead of just what's expected of a Servant. ] Once we establish our battlefield, I want to explore the modern era. Take me to places you think are interesting. [ Demand, demand, demand. ]
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That one is mine.
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[ What part of "Servant" does Mordred not understand? All of it, apparently. She is gonna fight for that patty. ]
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[Rin moves her plate out of Mordred's reach.
Which doesn't have to be far, because... y'know.]
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[ Yes, it's out of her reach... but not if she physically climbs (slides, really) onto the table to get it. Hopefully she doesn't end up flashing Rin with her outfit or something. ]
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what the actual fuck i never got this notif!!! I had to get elphelt's tag to see it D8 !!!
el's cockblocking...
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you're making me hungry thanks
yw ♥
ihu
smooch
h8
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you always make me hungry reeee
gotta seduce the saberface with food porn
why do i have to suffer too
♥ ♥ ♥
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