Eins

For the elements, silver and iron. For the foundation, stone and the Archduke of Pacts. And for the ancestor, my great master, Schweinorg. Close the gates of the four directions. Come forth from the Crown and follow the forked road leading to the Kingdom. Fill, fill, fill, fill, fill. Repeat five times. When each is filled, destroy it. Set.
Heed my words. My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny. If you heed the Grail's call and obey my will and reason, then answer me! I hereby swear that I shall be all the good in the world. That I shall defeat all evil in the world. Thou Seventh Heaven, clad in the three great words of power, come forth from the circle of binding, Guardian of the Scales!
[This is a master (haha) post for Fate/PSLs! If you need anything specific tailored to your character (like a starter that doesn't start with the summoning like the above) let me know! We'll work something out over PM or Plurk.]

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[ Of course, it was a luxury for those of lesser standing... but she doesn't take that into account. She just kicks her feet in annoyance. ]
But that damn Gawain! "Potatoes are the building blocks of a healthy diet! A strong body starts with good meals!" What an annoyance. I can understand quantity over quality, but that fool would eat carrots by the armful and call it a meal!
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[She sighs and allows the eggs to cook. Occasionally Rin stirs the pot of soup, and carefully watches for the right moments to flip the eggs and salmon.]
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[ Heh. ]
Seriously... you should be glad you summoned me and not anyone completely disagreeable. [ Said with no trace of irony in her voice. ] We get along pretty well, don't you think?
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This is your idea of getting along? Would you threaten to kill any master the first night you're summoned?
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[ She sounds surprised... why is that even a question?? ]
It's your reaction that mattered. You didn't back down... and you didn't immediately try and betray me, either. If you'd tried to use a command seal to kill me, your head would have been separated from your body before the order finished.
For that, you gained a little of my respect, Master. Maybe you'll earn more of it by the time we finish working together.
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Sure, she can do this, but she can't fucking summon a servant who will listen to her. It's always the important things she gets wrong.]
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Hey. You eat lunch at school, right? Find somewhere isolated so I can have some too. I'll be bored, so it's the least you can do.
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I'll see if I can manage it.
[Her voice doesn't sound like she'll put too much effort into it.]
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[ AKA she'll distract you during class, Rin, do you really want that? ]
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[The first thing that comes to her mind when Mordred threatens to bother her like that is the moron annoying her with all kinds of stupid insults. But mentioning something that would put her off? Hopefully that will give Rin a little advantage for a few moments.]
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W-what? No! Don't suggest something so perverted sounding!
[ Because that was totally perverted. Mordred's just a prude, as always.
As punishment, she lobs an apple at the back of Rin's head. ]
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You're an absolute menace, you know that?! Fine, yell at me, but stop trying to hurt me!
[Rin stomps over to Mordred, and shoves her shoulder.]
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[ She grumbles when Rin shoves her, but fortunately doesn't push back and put her through a wall. ]
You've been acting weird since this morning. It's annoying, so I'm making sure you know that it's annoying. [ By... hitting her in the head with an apple. Naturally. ]
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[Tohsaka huffs, and returns to the food. The fillets get transferred to separate plates, and the egg gets rolled up and sliced. Each plate gets a few slices before being paired with a bowl of soup. Mordred's is larger. Maybe filling her up on the cheap soup will mean she won't try scarfing down every fish fillet in a two mile radius.]
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[ Is that... a joke? Maybe.
Of course, the moment she sees the bowl of soup, she grabs it and starts slurping it down like a fucking animal. What are table manners, can you eat them? ]
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[With Mordred devouring the soup like it's filled with her father's approval, Rin decides to let her be distracted as she moves the rest of the plated food to the table.
She'll sit down, and watch her partner annihilate the meal.]
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[ Said between slurps as she follows Rin with a mouth half-full of soup. Some of it dribbles down onto her chin, unnoticed as she starts to devour her food instead. So, yeah, maybe the soup is a metaphor for her father's approval here. ]
Master. [ Suddenly serious. Yes, still with soup on her chin, and midway into ripping through her meal. ] I'm willing to follow along with your plans. But if any other Servants are from Camelot, then they're the priority. Got that? Most of us would fit into multiple classes, so don't go thinking it won't happen because you got a Saber.
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Well, it would be troublesome to let an enemy who knows your true name and origins.
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[ And not just with her father. She hates Lancelot with a passion. She was the one to kill Gawain. There's some level of animosity between her and almost all the knights of Camelot, understandably. ]
A-anyway. I'm telling you now, so you don't end up giving an order that makes me hate you. [ Because she doesn't want to hate Rin. Shhh. ] Finding out Caster's identity should be a priority, especially. That's the only class that woman could be summoned into.
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Who is "that woman," Mordred?
[Was it someone she saw in the dream?]
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[ There's none of the mix of love and hate she talks about her father with. It's pure, unfiltered loathing, almost unintentionally menacing with the sheer amount of anger she forces into the atmosphere between them. ]
My mother. There's no doubt she'll target me if she's summoned here. [ She clenches her jaw. ] I'll make her regret it. And you'll regret it too, Master, if you try to stop me.
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[This side of Mordred is scary. The pure rage and hatred that oozes from her makes Rin sit back in her chair to put a little distance between the two. She didn't even feel this much animosity from Mordred when she threatened to kill her. From the pieces of the dream Tohsaka put together she can get why she hated her mother, but there is still much left unanswered about the situation that confuses her.]
In this war our enemies are shared.
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[ She's threatened to kill her once, as a test. The next time she does, it won't just be a threat.
She tears her last fillet in half, and some of the animosity dissipates. ]
... Well, I don't think you'd do that. But I'm warning you anyway, so don't complain if I take your head. [ How would that even work... ]
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[Hmph! Rin goes back to eating as if everything she said was obvious and plain to see. When she's finished daintily eating she begins to collect her tableware to wash it in the sink.]
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[ ... She says, sitting in Rin's house, eating her food. Yeah, no trust here. When Rin's finished, Mordred glances at her plates and frowns. ]
Man... you didn't even leave me any. [ You had more to start with you fuck. ]
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you always make me hungry reeee
gotta seduce the saberface with food porn
why do i have to suffer too
♥ ♥ ♥
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