Eins

For the elements, silver and iron. For the foundation, stone and the Archduke of Pacts. And for the ancestor, my great master, Schweinorg. Close the gates of the four directions. Come forth from the Crown and follow the forked road leading to the Kingdom. Fill, fill, fill, fill, fill. Repeat five times. When each is filled, destroy it. Set.
Heed my words. My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny. If you heed the Grail's call and obey my will and reason, then answer me! I hereby swear that I shall be all the good in the world. That I shall defeat all evil in the world. Thou Seventh Heaven, clad in the three great words of power, come forth from the circle of binding, Guardian of the Scales!
[This is a master (haha) post for Fate/PSLs! If you need anything specific tailored to your character (like a starter that doesn't start with the summoning like the above) let me know! We'll work something out over PM or Plurk.]

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I want you to realize you don't have to worry about that crap. You have me.
[ "Rely on me", is what she's saying, but in a roundabout, petulant manner. ]
Even if someone figures out you're involved, they'll have to get through me to hurt you. And that won't happen. [ Overconfidence, maybe, but she does give off all the readings of a very strong Servant. It's not without merit. ] Our enemies will come to us, and I'll cut them all down.
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[Rin reaches her room. If Mordred decides to continue to this she'll learn the lesson again she should have learned last night: stay out of a person's room if you don't want to see them naked.
She starts to unbutton her disheveled top, and yawns before continuing her speech.]
I want to go back to school. I have every intention of winning this War and having a life after. Putting everything on hold means I'm scared that won't be the case. I'll stop going if it's necessary, but until then I'm going to trust in you that together we'll be able to handle anything that comes our way.
[Her top drops to the floor with a soft thud, and she hooks her thumbs in the waistband of her pants so she can shed those too.]
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W-w-w-what! Don't just take your clothes off, idiot! I'm still standing here!
[ It's her room, Mordred, she can do whatever she wants. Red right through to the tips of her ears, she stumbles backwards a bit, then turns around. ]
Are you some kind of pervert Master? Quit it!
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[WHICH BATHROOM, RIN? THERE'S MORE THAN ONE. Either way her pants fall to the floor, and she kicks them to the pile that Mordred made last night with her sweater and skirt. Today she'll be wearing something similar. Despite the cold weather she'll still be wearing a skirt, but hey. At least she has those tall socks.]
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[ No, the moron is definitely Mordred. She goes off to look for the bathroom — purely as a coping management for her embarrassment, not because she's following orders or anything — and somehow does manage to find the hairbrush after a while.
Which she then proceeds to chuck at Rin from the bedroom door, probably hitting her in the head with it. ]
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Saber!
[Rin fires a warning shot of gandr by Saber's head. It hits the wall behind her causing a bit of destruction, but it was clearly meant to miss.]
Don't hit your Master! Who the hell do you think has to buy you clothes, idiot!?
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[ How the hell was she ever a knight... a mystery. Her
cockinessmagic resistance being what it is, she doesn't even flinch at the gandr shot. ]It's not like I enjoy being stuck indoors. You mages are all so stuffy... it's totally unbearable!
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Go run around the yard, then! I'm not your jester. I'm not here to keep you entertained.
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[ Yep. Needy. Even as she whines, she trails after Rin, like a dog (or a cat) looking for attention. ]
You summoned me, so take responsibility! A king shouldn't have to deal with being bored!
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[How the hell will they ever live through a strategy where Mordred might have to WAIT for someone or something? Answer: they won't. Mordred will get them both slaughtered.]
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[ They're definitely going to get killed. But you know what, fine. She's going to dematerialize and go sit on the roof until Rin calls for her. ]
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Rin why are you wearing a skirt in the cold. Rin won't call for Mordred. She'll simply begin leaving the estate without her.]no subject
Why are you wearing a skirt? It's cold. [ Yep, she's asking. ] And isn't it a little short?
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[Rin says nothing else as she makes her way down the hill. She'll be walking into town and taking public transport.
Because it's cheaper.]
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[ Mordred can wear whatever she wants — weather doesn't really affect a Servant — but Rin is a different matter. She follows her dutifully, but she's still grumbling. ]
... Isn't there anything faster than this? I was hoping you'd have a vehicle or something. [ She does have B-rank riding, so she could drive a car, though... "drive" is being generous. ] I can't believe you're such a cheapskate, Master.
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[EVERYTHING IS KOTOMINE'S FAULT.
In more ways than she knows.
Anyway, eventually they make it to the train. It seems like a boring ride, but... someone is getting a little too close to Tohsaka on purpose.]
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But like Mordred's going to stand for some weirdo getting close to her Master — she doesn't realize what's happening at first, but it's obvious before long. She rematerializes just out of sight, back in full armour, and suddenly the guy has a sword at his neck. ]
Yo. You think it's okay to bother a lady? [ That's the closest she's ever sounded to knightly. She literally kicks him up the ass, and watches him go scurrying down the train. ] Pathetic. [ To Rin: ] Next time, Master, go with the taxi anyway.
[ People are staring. Have fun trying to pass her off as a cosplayer or something. ]
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All while scolding her in a hissed whisper.]
What do you think you're doing? Aren't you aware of the rules?!
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I'm a knight, Master. Do you think I could just stand for that? [ At least her sword is gone — dismissed as quickly as it came — so they probably won't get arrested. Probably. ] People are much more vulgar in this age.
[ Or she just didn't see what most people got up to in her time, given her life spent in Camelot and on the march. Still. ]
It won't be a problem once you buy me clothes. [ Yes, it's Rin's fault for not doing that yet. ] Go behind one of the buildings. I'll take spirit form again.
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You should have just let me handle it. That kind of thing isn't uncommon.
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[ She sounds genuinely annoyed, but dematerializes promptly, still sticking to Rin's side while invisible. ]
Besides, what sort of idiot thinks that will accomplish anything? Humans are foolish creatures.
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[Rin sighs, and begins to emerge back into the public eye heading toward the shopping district. It might be a bit of a walk, but at least they aren't crammed in a train with perverts.]
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[ There's a strange mix of jealousy and bitterness buried under the mountain of arrogance — just barely enough to pick up on. She tries to play it off as frustration at their slow pace. ]
Ugh. This would be faster if I could carry you. [ Grumble, grumble. ]
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Which isn't very fast considering she's short, but Mordred forced them off the train.]
Like I'd let you carry me through the city.
[Especially not with the way Mordred carried her last night!]
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We'll take the rooftops at night. I won't tolerate this sort of pace. [ Said like a true king. She's quiet until they get there, though, unless she's spoken to again; occupying herself by looking around the city as they walk. It's at least more interesting than being cooped up in the house. ]
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what the actual fuck i never got this notif!!! I had to get elphelt's tag to see it D8 !!!
el's cockblocking...
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you're making me hungry thanks
yw ♥
ihu
smooch
h8
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you always make me hungry reeee
gotta seduce the saberface with food porn
why do i have to suffer too
♥ ♥ ♥
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