Eins

For the elements, silver and iron. For the foundation, stone and the Archduke of Pacts. And for the ancestor, my great master, Schweinorg. Close the gates of the four directions. Come forth from the Crown and follow the forked road leading to the Kingdom. Fill, fill, fill, fill, fill. Repeat five times. When each is filled, destroy it. Set.
Heed my words. My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny. If you heed the Grail's call and obey my will and reason, then answer me! I hereby swear that I shall be all the good in the world. That I shall defeat all evil in the world. Thou Seventh Heaven, clad in the three great words of power, come forth from the circle of binding, Guardian of the Scales!
[This is a master (haha) post for Fate/PSLs! If you need anything specific tailored to your character (like a starter that doesn't start with the summoning like the above) let me know! We'll work something out over PM or Plurk.]

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[Goodness. At this point she'll blow through all her eggs. Mordred's a monster when it comes to appetite. Well at least she can make tons of rice. What else? Maybe miso soup. There isn't time to make her own, but she has some pre-prepped she can just heat up. Yeah, that'll work. And maybe some fish. She'll only cook up a small portion in hopes they don't run out of the expensive stuff so soon.
Rin prepares a pot and pan for cooking.]
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
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[ She shrugs. ]
... I don't hate that part of you. But it's definitely a weakness. One way or another, you need a plan. [ Even if it's not a direct attack. Anything to avoid freezing up, or making a mistake. ] I-if you get hurt, it makes things harder for me, that's all. Don't read too much into it.
[ Don't try and out tsun the ultra tsun, Mordred. ]
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Maybe for the same reason that Tohsaka agrees that it's weakness, but will still try to avoid casualties of those not involved. Rin sighs, and cracks a few eggs into a bowl. She adds a little milk before stirring with a spoon.]
Then I won't. If I need anything you'll be around. You're reliable, aren't you?
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You got that right. I'm the most reliable Servant there is! [ Lying is bad. ] You wanted a Saber because it's the best class, right? And I'm the best of the Sabers. The only one to surpass King Arthur. There's absolutely no one better than me.
[ She puffs herself up, obviously expecting more praise where that came from. ]
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I look forward to seeing that. You better keep your word.
[No, she actually is. A selfish sort of pride swells in her chest just thinking about how she pulled the best card.]
you're making me hungry thanks
[ School might be a defence-only territory, but after that... she expects some action. She sits up on the kitchen counter, legs dangling and kicking in midair. ]
You're much better at this than Gawain. He wanted every meal to be nothing but potatoes and vegetables. Can you imagine how bland that was?
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[She can see the bland food being what they were limited to considering the time period, but jeez. No meat at all?
The pot in the back is filled with soup, and the back burner rests at a warming setting. In front: two pans. The one with sesame seed oil gets garlic, rosemary, and thyme. She sets two small fillets down, and they begin to sizzle. The other pan gets a small pat of butter. When it melts she tilts the pan back and forth to make sure it's properly coated at the bottom. Finally the eggs are poured into the second pan. Both get salt and pepper.]
Or was it scarce, and meat became a luxury?
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[ Of course, it was a luxury for those of lesser standing... but she doesn't take that into account. She just kicks her feet in annoyance. ]
But that damn Gawain! "Potatoes are the building blocks of a healthy diet! A strong body starts with good meals!" What an annoyance. I can understand quantity over quality, but that fool would eat carrots by the armful and call it a meal!
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[She sighs and allows the eggs to cook. Occasionally Rin stirs the pot of soup, and carefully watches for the right moments to flip the eggs and salmon.]
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[ Heh. ]
Seriously... you should be glad you summoned me and not anyone completely disagreeable. [ Said with no trace of irony in her voice. ] We get along pretty well, don't you think?
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This is your idea of getting along? Would you threaten to kill any master the first night you're summoned?
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[ She sounds surprised... why is that even a question?? ]
It's your reaction that mattered. You didn't back down... and you didn't immediately try and betray me, either. If you'd tried to use a command seal to kill me, your head would have been separated from your body before the order finished.
For that, you gained a little of my respect, Master. Maybe you'll earn more of it by the time we finish working together.
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Sure, she can do this, but she can't fucking summon a servant who will listen to her. It's always the important things she gets wrong.]
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Hey. You eat lunch at school, right? Find somewhere isolated so I can have some too. I'll be bored, so it's the least you can do.
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I'll see if I can manage it.
[Her voice doesn't sound like she'll put too much effort into it.]
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[ AKA she'll distract you during class, Rin, do you really want that? ]
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[The first thing that comes to her mind when Mordred threatens to bother her like that is the moron annoying her with all kinds of stupid insults. But mentioning something that would put her off? Hopefully that will give Rin a little advantage for a few moments.]
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W-what? No! Don't suggest something so perverted sounding!
[ Because that was totally perverted. Mordred's just a prude, as always.
As punishment, she lobs an apple at the back of Rin's head. ]
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You're an absolute menace, you know that?! Fine, yell at me, but stop trying to hurt me!
[Rin stomps over to Mordred, and shoves her shoulder.]
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[ She grumbles when Rin shoves her, but fortunately doesn't push back and put her through a wall. ]
You've been acting weird since this morning. It's annoying, so I'm making sure you know that it's annoying. [ By... hitting her in the head with an apple. Naturally. ]
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[Tohsaka huffs, and returns to the food. The fillets get transferred to separate plates, and the egg gets rolled up and sliced. Each plate gets a few slices before being paired with a bowl of soup. Mordred's is larger. Maybe filling her up on the cheap soup will mean she won't try scarfing down every fish fillet in a two mile radius.]
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[ Is that... a joke? Maybe.
Of course, the moment she sees the bowl of soup, she grabs it and starts slurping it down like a fucking animal. What are table manners, can you eat them? ]
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[With Mordred devouring the soup like it's filled with her father's approval, Rin decides to let her be distracted as she moves the rest of the plated food to the table.
She'll sit down, and watch her partner annihilate the meal.]
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[ Said between slurps as she follows Rin with a mouth half-full of soup. Some of it dribbles down onto her chin, unnoticed as she starts to devour her food instead. So, yeah, maybe the soup is a metaphor for her father's approval here. ]
Master. [ Suddenly serious. Yes, still with soup on her chin, and midway into ripping through her meal. ] I'm willing to follow along with your plans. But if any other Servants are from Camelot, then they're the priority. Got that? Most of us would fit into multiple classes, so don't go thinking it won't happen because you got a Saber.
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Well, it would be troublesome to let an enemy who knows your true name and origins.
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you always make me hungry reeee
gotta seduce the saberface with food porn
why do i have to suffer too
♥ ♥ ♥
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