erbe | GROUP CHAT

[The mania comes in waves. Like a muscle flaring from inflammation. Like a sudden pang of hunger when you're sure you've already had enough to eat. It grips her it a moment of manic need — the need to know, to control, to express, to be known, to be seen. She needs to perceive and be perceived. She must confess her sin, but also collect the sin of others.

Her suit has been unstable ever since interacting with the paints. As if it isn't satisfied. As if it needs something else to sate it.

And so, a few people get a little notification. "You've been added to a new conversation with...!"]

Why don't we play a little game? Two truths and one lie!

1. I once saved a bunch of peers from a serial killer when I was 8
2. I have summoned a powerful familiar using human sacrifice
3. If I don't routinely drink a foul medicine my body seizes up from the insurmountable pain

Edited 2024-10-01 17:52 (UTC)

why can't you text normal girl shit
like 'wow look at this dumb expensive fancy bubble tea i had today'
the hell is this
did someone hijack your id

Oh my, someone is afraid of playing!

i'm not AFRAID
i'm weirded out

Is it because you learned about my mom? Do you think all three of these could be true?

[ Honestly yeah??? ]

that's not the point
why are you talking about this all of a sudden
and why the hell is this a groupchat
don't you usually DM people if you wanna talk about this kinda stuff

Oh.

I thought this would all send to you individually.

Actually there seems to be a bad invite here, too.

how are you this bad with the watches
you're totally gonna fall for every phishing scam out there

Did you misspell fishing?

no
phishing is when somebody sends you a link pretending it's harmless
but it actually steals all your information or your bank account or something
but yeah it's called phishing because it's kinda like fishing
fishing for idiots

phor real? [just here for the bit, don't mind him]

[ User pz25948011717 reacted with: 👎 ]

That kind of thing doesn't work here.

I already tried it.

[ WHAT ]

wait
did you seriously try to phish people

Yeah. Trying to do that kind of thing just makes it so other people siphon from your account instead. It just backfires.

[ OR MAYBE SHE JUST SUCKS AT IT ]

or maybe you just suck at it

Oh yeah? It's not like you can prove me wrong. You're too coward to even play a game.

i told you i'm not afraid
anyone would be weirded out if you suddenly showed up with a game like this
talking about serial killers and human sacrifices
and now i know the answer anyway so there's no point

Give me your three.

I want to know.

you know most people don't fight serial killers
or do human sacrifices
you're just setting up an excuse to say i had a boring pampered life or something
because you started off with your own insane bullshit
and i'm still not AFRAID before you say it
i think the game's annoying with the way you started it

Would you rather I give you a special set of three just for you and your feelings?

when did i say that
i mean i'm not playing this stupid game
bother me when you know how to actually play normal games in a normal way

Nobody actually wants to play normal games.

Chess? Hanafuda? Nobody seems interested.

yeah because those are boring

[ Also he has absolutely tried playing online chess before getting his ass whooped by the bots ... ]

i know you're bad with tech
but you could at least pick up some simple videogames you know
like critter crossing

I have never heard of that.

How the hell are you a real person????

SHUT UP

The kid is right, you're exactly the kind of person that would fall for a phishing scam. Wild, because I thought it was only old women that fell for things like that.

Go fuck yourself so you know exactly how bad you are at it.

I'm not bad at sex!!

YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE COME

THAT'S BULLSHIT! I ABSOLUTELY CAN!

PROVE IT

You want a round two with me that badly, huh?

Absolutely not.

Get someone else to vouch for you.

After this bullshit you think I'm ever letting you talk to the people I fucked about it?

Honestly if you never talked to me again I'd consider it a win.

I'll make sure to talk to you every day then.

Don't.

:)

I'LL PAY FUUTA TO TEACH ME HOW TO BLOCK YOU

The fact that you admit to needing to pay someone to learn that is something else, Granny.

[SHE WISHES SHE COULD ANGRILY END THIS LIKE A FLIP PHONE SHUT OR A LANDLINE SLAM.

Instead all he gets is the read notif.]

i'm guessing 2 because if the familiar was powerful we would have heard about it all the time

You're right but for the wrong reason.

oh
it wasn't a human sacrifice? was it a lot of blood or something

Gems liquefied to pure magical energy and a ritual completed when my Od was at its peak.

Well, almost. I was an hour off because of some bad clocks.

a hour seems like pretty far off for such a wild sounding ritual
at least it didn't backfire

Well.

I didn't get the card I wanted, but I guess it worked out.

seriously?
you're just gonna go along with this?

eh well she replied normal so i'm guessing it's not the ai tryin to start shit
it's just bonding isn't it?

you've got a real weird definition of bonding
also i dunno if starting a "game" like this is normal
thought for a moment the resort might be messing with her or pretending to be her
this place would pull that kinda shit

well i don't know about the two other guys but you're probably outnumbered by weirdos here

you know a groupchat with four guys and one girl is sorta...............
it gives you a harem image doesn't it?

okay first of all get your mind out of the gutter
have you never just had girl online friends
and be real
there's no way rin's into that shit
but also you don't wanna be in a harem with those two assholes

[ Says the asshole!!! ]

You have no idea what I'm into.

[attached image:]

[ ????? ]

Do you want me to provide images of the other two?

[SHE DOESN'T GET IT]

okay fine
you can have whatever kinks you want i guess
i'm still right on the other points though

Oh, I wasn't saying it was my kink. I was just making a point that your argument isn't so rock solid because you're already just making assumptions.

You truly don't know what I'm into.

why do you keep assuming i know everything about your sex life

Not everything.

Just anything.

Not interested in joining, but the rest of you knock yourselves out.

is it because she posted about you

I'd pass even if she hadn't.

you won't get better by avoiding it

I'M NOT AVOIDING IT!!

then what's the problem

Not avoiding sex and being part of this brat's harem are two different matters!!

Not a brat and not a harem.

Fine, not a harem, but the first is still true.

You only say that because you're angry with me.

I'd say it even if I wasn't!

Not my fault you're a narcissist who sees himself in others.

Not my fault you're not mature enough to handle a comparison you don't like.

[Here have this read notif.]

[ He chooses to take that as his win. ]

only @ a volunteered for that

You sure seemed fast to come after me for someone that's apparently not volunteering too.

she exposed you in public and you came in here all sulky
just thought it might be related

I came here because she dragged me in here. It wasn't like I asked to be part of this chat.

Fuck off!!

well if i'm the only member it's not really a harem at all!
rin has to step up her cute game
but maybe she'd lose some of her natural charm if she was too cute you know?
roses- thorns- all that bullshit

you really have a cringy [read: soft ] center under all the whacky science stuff, huh

[.....................]

don't know where you got that idea
just it's like
obviously funnier the more guys rin steps on!

does that include you

she's stepped on me exploded my clothes and cooked for me
kind of a big list to walk back from
so i might as well make sure everyone else is subjected to it too!

[ oh he's down Bad... ]

well if you're thinking cringy things about her
like "I like you the way you are" or some gross shit like that
you should say it.

no way! who said anything like that?!

[you did, my dude, scroll up]

[ you know... he's not gonna say anything. let aak stare at his own words. ]

sorry no human sacrifices in mine

1. i've never been arrested in my whole life
2. an infamous serial killer happened to die under my knife whoops
3. i've done surgery while bleeding pretty bad myself

One is the lie?

HEHEHE! got you with the easy bait!
have i broken laws? sure!! but i've never been caught! not even for jaywalking!

I suppose I lost, then. Does the winner want anything? Or perhaps just another round?

even something like this gotta have a winner's prize and loser's cost huh?
post a cute selfie

[She tries, but the result he gets is clearly...

Well. It's an Attempt. The shot is blurry and only catches a bit of her face and hair. The majority of the image is an out-of-focus snap of the rest of her room. Needles and syringes on the coffee table. A bright red jewel among them, and tucked away in a corner? Her cauldron.]

[ read✔️ ]

[ he wants to leave it at that, but the resort likes rin's idea better. ]

1. Shigaraki Tomura once spent a month sleeping three hours every other day!
2. He dropped out of education without even completing preschool!
3. He only has locks of hair left to remember his deceased family members!

[Ah. These are a bit sad, aren't they?]

My guess is #2

[ it being sad is news to him... ]

for the record I didn't agree to play
but that's not the lie

[ rin devastated he didn't go to school ]

I've lost. I can keep guessing, take another turn, or as winner I suppose you can ask something of me.

doesn't really matter to me
I didn't write those things for so I won't take the w for it

Then you should make a set yourself.

1. we had 2 cats when I was growing up
2. my natural hair color is red
3. the first genre I played were sim games

Hm. You don't seem like a cat person. Is number 1 the lie?

they were all lies

HEY THAT'S CHEATING

I said I didn't agree to play

See, if anyone is the brat here it's YOU.

I'm not the one who called you that

I'm not wrong.

you got two facts about me anyway, what's the difference?

[Another flare. Another truth.]

I like spending my time with you.

[ ???? ]

is that what brought on your little game

[Regret is probably what she'll feel later. Tomorrow, maybe. Or days after. A week, maybe? But she's caught. Like a torrent sweeping her out into a sea. Her suit may make her impulses stronger, she may have bursts of unusual behavior interspersed with her "normal," but in the end it's all still Her.]

I want to know more. If I know more, then I can be closer.

closer to what

[ he's not doing it to be a brat. he doesn't always get other people, and he certainly doesn't expect this to become personally meaningful! ]

To understanding.

To you.

To them.

[Maybe not Narumi. It's very plausible she was typing out "Gen" for "Genya" and got the wrong autofill data.]

it takes more than just knowing a number of facts to understand, you know

I had a dog growing up
my hair was black
I played mobas first

[ An interjection that absolutely nobody asked for: ]

no wonder you're such an ass if you started with mobas

who's picking a fight now

you thought i'd just shut up and take it
while you kept giving me shit?
i'm not bothering trying to be nice to you any more

you tried being nice?
news to me

like you're any better
at least i tried to be civil with you
talk big all you want but you didn't even try

I don't go around telling randos what to do or how to act

yeah you just act like you're so above everyone instead
real admirable

I don't really bother with all that

[Well... if he's consistent about not wanting to legitimately play...]

Are these all true?

correct

[Cute... she wonders if he'd look better with black hair, or if the white currently suits him best.]

What is a "mobas" though?

moba
stands for multiplayer online battle arena

What type of games do you play now?

simulation games

[ so the lie had been a pretty simple one. ]

Simulating what?

pretty much anything
the most popular ones are usually the ones where you build your own home and develop relationships with npcs

Do you miss those games?

not exactly
I have my old games since I got my sw!tch back
being able to download new ones would be nice though

[...Hm.]

Have you been to the night market that comes and goes?

I don't think so
what place is that

There's a night market that shows up without much of a pattern on when or where. It deals not in chips, and has a more varied selection of items that the standard shops in the resort.

Sometimes it'll have small items from home, so I was thinking maybe there could be a game or two for you?

so it's like the roost?

[ no one seems to have announced the existence of that on the network. ]

I guess it might be possible to find some game cards there
they're not gonna be cursed, are they?

My cauldron wasn't. Just a little broken, but it was an easy fix.

They don't take chips though. More like bartering in unconventional items, but if you don't have anything odd to trade I can serve as a back up.

[ he's thinking of all the bad things that could potentially happen by putting a sus chip into his sw!tch... ]

are they gonna wanna buy secrets again?
maybe I could play 2 truths and a lie with them

Giving a vial of my blood was enough for the cauldron. I can give another if it's for a few simple games.

[As if she knows what type of labor goes into video games...]

[ it's not that he has a complex about this kind of thing, he's not someone to go ooh nooo you don't have to go that far for lil' ol' me~, but... well, short of his ex-guardians no one usually goes out of their way to get him stuff? ]

what's in it for you?

Well, if it works out, you'll just owe me a favor. Mages work in equivalent exchange, so I wouldn't ask for something disproportionate in return.

you and favors
but that sounds fair

Favors make my world go around. Debts and repayments are how I was raised.

[Citation needed.]

Did you hit your head or something? What the hell is this?

You're not supposed to be here.

[ Fucker-- ]

You literally added me to this chat, idiot.

Accident. And if I knew how to get rid of you? You'd be the first to go.

[ Hold on a second... ]

What do you mean "if I knew how"? Are you seriously telling me you don't know how to remove someone from a chat??

Did you come from some kind of backwater, old-timey planet or something?

I come from Earth! 2004! My family was very traditional!

[ Damn... space and time distortions are weird. ]

Not knowing how to use basic chat functions goes way beyond traditional, grandma. I was ten in 2004, and I already knew that much.

A 10 year old wouldn't have access to a phone or internet.

How hard do you think it was to get access to a computer?

Both are expensive.

Sure, to buy, it's not that hard to find ways to use one still.

Child thief?

Borrower. I wasn't keeping things that weren't mine.

Same thing.

Not if I returned whatever I borrowed.

ohhhh so the bad sex guy is #3? [uh, excuse you, aak, his username clearly states he's #1]

i'm not buying the accident excuse
it's way more likely rin invited you to do some sort of psychological torture
which i'm all for really!

I don't need to hear from the harem boy.

too bad you can't block me

RIN! FUUTA! [he looked at the post he saw your sins chuuni boy] gimmie the deets on how he sucks!!

What makes you think I can't?

The eyepatch kid tried to reply to the poll anonymously, and had a fit about his privacy after. You really think he's going to tell you anything?

[ Sorry, Fuuta. Should have blocked him from both accounts, or at least not switched to your regular one if you didn't want Narumi seeing it. ]

yeah well this isn't public is it

[ Also he's not going to admit this out loud, but he thinks of Rin and Aak as his f -- f ........ fr ......... friends .......... enough that he is okay putting Narumi on blast here. (Tomura didn't ask for this, he is just collateral damage. I am so sorry Tomura, you truly don't deserve this.) ]

[ You little fuck-- ]

Alright fine...

[oh my god, a force so obnoxious that fuuta's on his side? this is amazing. thank you, rin's technological incompetence, this is great.]

You want to start telling the story? Or should I go into detail about how you spread your legs wide and fingered yourself open for me?

i did NOT
i was just cooperating because of that stupid food
you know it was because of the food!!
and it's a good thing i cooperated because what were you gonna do if i didn't
probably put me in the medical wing you moron!!

What's the point in telling people about the time we fucked if you're going to immediately start trying to lie about things?

i said something FACTUALLY TRUE
and not in gross detail

I said something true too. You stuck fingers in your ass because you wanted my dick that bad.

who said i wanted YOUR anything
stop getting so full of yourself

You literally had to swallow back your spit when I accused you of drooling over me. Unlike you, I've got two perfectly good eyes, Eyepatch. You weren't exactly subtle either.

i already said it was just because of that food
you're insane if you think it was anything personal
and don't fucking call me that

[ Don't? Got it. He'll do it extra. ]

I ate it too, Eyepatch, and I sure as hell wasn't ready to spread myself out like a present for you.

[ HE'S NOT CHUUNI??????

also you know what, he was going to ignore this, but seeing how confident Narumi is in his silence: ]

he thought you could just stick it in someone's ass
like with no prep

oh ouch
i'd say that's what you get for watching too much porn but even porn takes like ten minutes before jamming it in

Why are you assuming I waste time watching porn?

[ This might be the problem actually. ]

[attached pdf "So You Want to Get in Their Yellow-Rumped Warbler (Anal for Beginners) (With Pictures)" Golden Peacock Publishing 20XX]

I'm not reading that.

[ ... He might read that after all the roasting he got today, but he's not going to ADMIT to reading it. ]

i know that's what i said
fucking unreal
bet he'd get thrown through a door if he tried that on some people here
dumbass

you really had a rough time huh?
don't worry! once i recover from that hell week i'm gonna get back on operation custom lube and i'm sure you'll love it!
no possible anal fissures at all!

okay first of all
you're getting the wrong idea
i didn't actually let him do it
managed to stop him before he actually got anywhere with it
but also you think i want any of your weird custom stuff?
keep it for yourself

no no yeah i'm reading you spread yourself out nice and good so you didn't get hurt by it
good boy!

[ AUUUUUUUUUUGH ]

I DID A NORMAL THING
BECAUSE I HAD TO
SO I WOULDN'T GET HURT
STOP MAKING IT SOUND LIKE I DID SOMETHING NASTY

[ fuuta deserves all of this, actually. ]

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