GROUP CHAT

[erbe]

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Comments

[pyrolyzed]

i did NOT
i was just cooperating because of that stupid food
you know it was because of the food!!
and it's a good thing i cooperated because what were you gonna do if i didn't
probably put me in the medical wing you moron!!

[keyeju]

What's the point in telling people about the time we fucked if you're going to immediately start trying to lie about things?

[pyrolyzed]

i said something FACTUALLY TRUE
and not in gross detail

[keyeju]

I said something true too. You stuck fingers in your ass because you wanted my dick that bad.

[pyrolyzed]

who said i wanted YOUR anything
stop getting so full of yourself

[keyeju]

You literally had to swallow back your spit when I accused you of drooling over me. Unlike you, I've got two perfectly good eyes, Eyepatch. You weren't exactly subtle either.

[pyrolyzed]

i already said it was just because of that food
you're insane if you think it was anything personal
and don't fucking call me that

[keyeju]

[ Don't? Got it. He'll do it extra. ]

I ate it too, Eyepatch, and I sure as hell wasn't ready to spread myself out like a present for you.