GROUP CHAT

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Members—[5]

Comments

[keyeju]

[ Fucker-- ]

You literally added me to this chat, idiot.

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Accident. And if I knew how to get rid of you? You'd be the first to go.

[keyeju]

[ Hold on a second... ]

What do you mean "if I knew how"? Are you seriously telling me you don't know how to remove someone from a chat??

Did you come from some kind of backwater, old-timey planet or something?

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I come from Earth! 2004! My family was very traditional!

[keyeju]

[ Damn... space and time distortions are weird. ]

Not knowing how to use basic chat functions goes way beyond traditional, grandma. I was ten in 2004, and I already knew that much.

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A 10 year old wouldn't have access to a phone or internet.

[keyeju]

How hard do you think it was to get access to a computer?

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Both are expensive.

[keyeju]

Sure, to buy, it's not that hard to find ways to use one still.

[erbe]

Child thief?

[keyeju]

Borrower. I wasn't keeping things that weren't mine.

[erbe]

Same thing.

[keyeju]

Not if I returned whatever I borrowed.