you really had a rough time huh? don't worry! once i recover from that hell week i'm gonna get back on operation custom lube and i'm sure you'll love it! no possible anal fissures at all!
okay first of all you're getting the wrong idea i didn't actually let him do it managed to stop him before he actually got anywhere with it but also you think i want any of your weird custom stuff? keep it for yourself
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also you know what, he was going to ignore this, but seeing how confident Narumi is in his silence: ]
he thought you could just stick it in someone's ass
like with no prep
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i'd say that's what you get for watching too much porn but even porn takes like ten minutes before jamming it in
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[ This might be the problem actually. ]
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[ ... He might read that after all the roasting he got today, but he's not going to ADMIT to reading it. ]
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fucking unreal
bet he'd get thrown through a door if he tried that on some people here
dumbass
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don't worry! once i recover from that hell week i'm gonna get back on operation custom lube and i'm sure you'll love it!
no possible anal fissures at all!
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you're getting the wrong idea
i didn't actually let him do it
managed to stop him before he actually got anywhere with it
but also you think i want any of your weird custom stuff?
keep it for yourself
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good boy!
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I DID A NORMAL THING
BECAUSE I HAD TO
SO I WOULDN'T GET HURT
STOP MAKING IT SOUND LIKE I DID SOMETHING NASTY
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