GROUP CHAT

[erbe]

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un: japansno1

[keyeju]

Did you hit your head or something? What the hell is this?

[erbe]

You're not supposed to be here.

[keyeju]

[ Fucker-- ]

You literally added me to this chat, idiot.

[erbe]

Accident. And if I knew how to get rid of you? You'd be the first to go.

[keyeju]

[ Hold on a second... ]

What do you mean "if I knew how"? Are you seriously telling me you don't know how to remove someone from a chat??

Did you come from some kind of backwater, old-timey planet or something?

[erbe]

I come from Earth! 2004! My family was very traditional!

[keyeju]

[ Damn... space and time distortions are weird. ]

Not knowing how to use basic chat functions goes way beyond traditional, grandma. I was ten in 2004, and I already knew that much.

[erbe]

A 10 year old wouldn't have access to a phone or internet.

[keyeju]

How hard do you think it was to get access to a computer?

@a

[malpwactice]

ohhhh so the bad sex guy is #3? [uh, excuse you, aak, his username clearly states he's #1]

i'm not buying the accident excuse
it's way more likely rin invited you to do some sort of psychological torture
which i'm all for really!

[keyeju]

I don't need to hear from the harem boy.

[malpwactice]

too bad you can't block me

RIN! FUUTA! [he looked at the post he saw your sins chuuni boy] gimmie the deets on how he sucks!!

[keyeju]

What makes you think I can't?

The eyepatch kid tried to reply to the poll anonymously, and had a fit about his privacy after. You really think he's going to tell you anything?

[ Sorry, Fuuta. Should have blocked him from both accounts, or at least not switched to your regular one if you didn't want Narumi seeing it. ]

[pyrolyzed]

yeah well this isn't public is it

[ Also he's not going to admit this out loud, but he thinks of Rin and Aak as his f -- f ........ fr ......... friends .......... enough that he is okay putting Narumi on blast here. (Tomura didn't ask for this, he is just collateral damage. I am so sorry Tomura, you truly don't deserve this.) ]

1/3

[keyeju]

[ You little fuck-- ]

[keyeju]

Alright fine...

[malpwactice]

[oh my god, a force so obnoxious that fuuta's on his side? this is amazing. thank you, rin's technological incompetence, this is great.]

[keyeju]

You want to start telling the story? Or should I go into detail about how you spread your legs wide and fingered yourself open for me?

[pyrolyzed]

i did NOT
i was just cooperating because of that stupid food
you know it was because of the food!!
and it's a good thing i cooperated because what were you gonna do if i didn't
probably put me in the medical wing you moron!!

[pyrolyzed]

[ HE'S NOT CHUUNI??????

also you know what, he was going to ignore this, but seeing how confident Narumi is in his silence: ]

he thought you could just stick it in someone's ass
like with no prep

[malpwactice]

oh ouch
i'd say that's what you get for watching too much porn but even porn takes like ten minutes before jamming it in

[keyeju]

Why are you assuming I waste time watching porn?

[ This might be the problem actually. ]

[malpwactice]

[attached pdf "So You Want to Get in Their Yellow-Rumped Warbler (Anal for Beginners) (With Pictures)" Golden Peacock Publishing 20XX]

[pyrolyzed]

i know that's what i said
fucking unreal
bet he'd get thrown through a door if he tried that on some people here
dumbass

[malpwactice]

you really had a rough time huh?
don't worry! once i recover from that hell week i'm gonna get back on operation custom lube and i'm sure you'll love it!
no possible anal fissures at all!