GROUP CHAT

[erbe]

[GROUP CHAT NAME]

Members—[5]

Comments

[erbe]

Oh my, someone is afraid of playing!

[pyrolyzed]

i'm not AFRAID
i'm weirded out

[erbe]

Is it because you learned about my mom? Do you think all three of these could be true?

[pyrolyzed]

[ Honestly yeah??? ]

that's not the point
why are you talking about this all of a sudden
and why the hell is this a groupchat
don't you usually DM people if you wanna talk about this kinda stuff

[erbe]

Oh.

I thought this would all send to you individually.






Actually there seems to be a bad invite here, too.

[pyrolyzed]

how are you this bad with the watches
you're totally gonna fall for every phishing scam out there

[erbe]

Did you misspell fishing?

[pyrolyzed]

no
phishing is when somebody sends you a link pretending it's harmless
but it actually steals all your information or your bank account or something
but yeah it's called phishing because it's kinda like fishing
fishing for idiots

[malpwactice]

phor real? [just here for the bit, don't mind him]

[pyrolyzed]

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[erbe]

That kind of thing doesn't work here.

I already tried it.

[pyrolyzed]

[ WHAT ]

wait
did you seriously try to phish people

[erbe]

Yeah. Trying to do that kind of thing just makes it so other people siphon from your account instead. It just backfires.

[ OR MAYBE SHE JUST SUCKS AT IT ]

[pyrolyzed]

or maybe you just suck at it

[erbe]

Oh yeah? It's not like you can prove me wrong. You're too coward to even play a game.

[pyrolyzed]

i told you i'm not afraid
anyone would be weirded out if you suddenly showed up with a game like this
talking about serial killers and human sacrifices
and now i know the answer anyway so there's no point

[erbe]

Give me your three.

I want to know.

[keyeju]

How the hell are you a real person????

[erbe]

SHUT UP

[keyeju]

The kid is right, you're exactly the kind of person that would fall for a phishing scam. Wild, because I thought it was only old women that fell for things like that.

[erbe]

Go fuck yourself so you know exactly how bad you are at it.

[keyeju]

I'm not bad at sex!!

[erbe]

YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE COME

[keyeju]

THAT'S BULLSHIT! I ABSOLUTELY CAN!

[erbe]

PROVE IT