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Tohsaka "Red Devil" Rin ✧ 遠坂 凛 ([personal profile] erbe) wrote2000-09-08 10:59 am

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malpwactice: (💊 the goat testicle solution)

@a

[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-10-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
ohhhh so the bad sex guy is #3? [uh, excuse you, aak, his username clearly states he's #1]

i'm not buying the accident excuse
it's way more likely rin invited you to do some sort of psychological torture
which i'm all for really!
keyeju: (when there's no one at all)

[personal profile] keyeju 2024-10-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need to hear from the harem boy.
malpwactice: (💊 hiccups)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-10-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
too bad you can't block me

RIN! FUUTA!
[he looked at the post he saw your sins chuuni boy] gimmie the deets on how he sucks!!
keyeju: (just a handful more)

[personal profile] keyeju 2024-10-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
What makes you think I can't?

The eyepatch kid tried to reply to the poll anonymously, and had a fit about his privacy after. You really think he's going to tell you anything?


[ Sorry, Fuuta. Should have blocked him from both accounts, or at least not switched to your regular one if you didn't want Narumi seeing it. ]
pyrolyzed: ( twitter user o_ru00 ) (056)

[personal profile] pyrolyzed 2024-10-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
yeah well this isn't public is it

[ Also he's not going to admit this out loud, but he thinks of Rin and Aak as his f -- f ........ fr ......... friends .......... enough that he is okay putting Narumi on blast here. (Tomura didn't ask for this, he is just collateral damage. I am so sorry Tomura, you truly don't deserve this.) ]
keyeju: (all on my own)

1/3

[personal profile] keyeju 2024-10-02 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ You little fuck-- ]
keyeju: (creep up at night)

[personal profile] keyeju 2024-10-02 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Alright fine...
malpwactice: (💊 the goat testicle solution)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-10-02 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god, a force so obnoxious that fuuta's on his side? this is amazing. thank you, rin's technological incompetence, this is great.]
keyeju: (i decided fuck this piece of shit)

[personal profile] keyeju 2024-10-02 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
You want to start telling the story? Or should I go into detail about how you spread your legs wide and fingered yourself open for me?
pyrolyzed: ( みぃし | twitter user 4okan23 ) (092)

[personal profile] pyrolyzed 2024-10-02 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
i did NOT
i was just cooperating because of that stupid food
you know it was because of the food!!
and it's a good thing i cooperated because what were you gonna do if i didn't
probably put me in the medical wing you moron!!
keyeju: (i hate that i can relate to him)

[personal profile] keyeju 2024-10-02 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
What's the point in telling people about the time we fucked if you're going to immediately start trying to lie about things?
pyrolyzed: ( twitter user Nyang_O_ ) (082)

[personal profile] pyrolyzed 2024-10-02 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
i said something FACTUALLY TRUE
and not in gross detail
keyeju: (can't believe I wasted so much time)

[personal profile] keyeju 2024-10-02 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I said something true too. You stuck fingers in your ass because you wanted my dick that bad.
pyrolyzed: ( みぃし | twitter user 4okan23 ) (089)

[personal profile] pyrolyzed 2024-10-02 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
who said i wanted YOUR anything
stop getting so full of yourself

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pyrolyzed: ( pixiv user みぃし | 4042733 ) (023)

[personal profile] pyrolyzed 2024-10-02 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ HE'S NOT CHUUNI??????

also you know what, he was going to ignore this, but seeing how confident Narumi is in his silence: ]


he thought you could just stick it in someone's ass
like with no prep
malpwactice: (💊 LMFAO)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-10-02 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
oh ouch
i'd say that's what you get for watching too much porn but even porn takes like ten minutes before jamming it in
keyeju: (and i'm stuck in the abyss)

[personal profile] keyeju 2024-10-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you assuming I waste time watching porn?

[ This might be the problem actually. ]
malpwactice: (💊 hyperdermic needles?)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-10-02 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[attached pdf "So You Want to Get in Their Yellow-Rumped Warbler (Anal for Beginners) (With Pictures)" Golden Peacock Publishing 20XX]
keyeju: (how do i still have this many?)

[personal profile] keyeju 2024-10-02 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not reading that.

[ ... He might read that after all the roasting he got today, but he's not going to ADMIT to reading it. ]
pyrolyzed: ( twitter user Nyang_O_ ) (081)

[personal profile] pyrolyzed 2024-10-02 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
i know that's what i said
fucking unreal
bet he'd get thrown through a door if he tried that on some people here
dumbass
malpwactice: (💊 modern day snake oil)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-10-02 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
you really had a rough time huh?
don't worry! once i recover from that hell week i'm gonna get back on operation custom lube and i'm sure you'll love it!
no possible anal fissures at all!
pyrolyzed: ( pixiv user kaoRu | 894141 ) (047)

[personal profile] pyrolyzed 2024-10-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
okay first of all
you're getting the wrong idea
i didn't actually let him do it
managed to stop him before he actually got anywhere with it
but also you think i want any of your weird custom stuff?
keep it for yourself
malpwactice: (💊 the dancing plague)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-10-02 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
no no yeah i'm reading you spread yourself out nice and good so you didn't get hurt by it
good boy!
pyrolyzed: ( みぃし | twitter user 4okan23 ) (092)

[personal profile] pyrolyzed 2024-10-02 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ AUUUUUUUUUUGH ]

I DID A NORMAL THING
BECAUSE I HAD TO
SO I WOULDN'T GET HURT
STOP MAKING IT SOUND LIKE I DID SOMETHING NASTY
wincon: (13)

[personal profile] wincon 2024-10-02 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ fuuta deserves all of this, actually. ]
Edited 2024-10-02 04:52 (UTC)