GROUP CHAT

[erbe]

[GROUP CHAT NAME]

Members—[5]

Comments

[pyrolyzed]

no
phishing is when somebody sends you a link pretending it's harmless
but it actually steals all your information or your bank account or something
but yeah it's called phishing because it's kinda like fishing
fishing for idiots

[malpwactice]

phor real? [just here for the bit, don't mind him]

[pyrolyzed]

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[erbe]

That kind of thing doesn't work here.

I already tried it.

[pyrolyzed]

[ WHAT ]

wait
did you seriously try to phish people

[erbe]

Yeah. Trying to do that kind of thing just makes it so other people siphon from your account instead. It just backfires.

[ OR MAYBE SHE JUST SUCKS AT IT ]

[pyrolyzed]

or maybe you just suck at it

[erbe]

Oh yeah? It's not like you can prove me wrong. You're too coward to even play a game.

[pyrolyzed]

i told you i'm not afraid
anyone would be weirded out if you suddenly showed up with a game like this
talking about serial killers and human sacrifices
and now i know the answer anyway so there's no point

[erbe]

Give me your three.

I want to know.

[pyrolyzed]

you know most people don't fight serial killers
or do human sacrifices
you're just setting up an excuse to say i had a boring pampered life or something
because you started off with your own insane bullshit
and i'm still not AFRAID before you say it
i think the game's annoying with the way you started it

[erbe]

Would you rather I give you a special set of three just for you and your feelings?

[pyrolyzed]

when did i say that
i mean i'm not playing this stupid game
bother me when you know how to actually play normal games in a normal way

[erbe]

Nobody actually wants to play normal games.

Chess? Hanafuda? Nobody seems interested.

[pyrolyzed]

yeah because those are boring

[ Also he has absolutely tried playing online chess before getting his ass whooped by the bots ... ]

i know you're bad with tech
but you could at least pick up some simple videogames you know
like critter crossing

[erbe]

I have never heard of that.