Eins

For the elements, silver and iron. For the foundation, stone and the Archduke of Pacts. And for the ancestor, my great master, Schweinorg. Close the gates of the four directions. Come forth from the Crown and follow the forked road leading to the Kingdom. Fill, fill, fill, fill, fill. Repeat five times. When each is filled, destroy it. Set.
Heed my words. My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny. If you heed the Grail's call and obey my will and reason, then answer me! I hereby swear that I shall be all the good in the world. That I shall defeat all evil in the world. Thou Seventh Heaven, clad in the three great words of power, come forth from the circle of binding, Guardian of the Scales!
[This is a master (haha) post for Fate/PSLs! If you need anything specific tailored to your character (like a starter that doesn't start with the summoning like the above) let me know! We'll work something out over PM or Plurk.]

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It might not be a successful endeavor.]
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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 5s, one with cheese, and a large drink.
[ Saber's tone and face are deathly serious, indicating that yes she really did just order all of that food. The cashier just looks baffled, staring at Saber as if to confirm that he heard her right. ]
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No. If I'm paying for your food you're only getting one meal.
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You would seek to deny me?
[ Saber is completely ignoring how this power dynamic is supposed to work. She is the servant. Rin is the master. This is exactly how this works, but Saber isn't pleased at the denial of a feast. ]
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[Crap, she can't say 'War' in front of a cashier. Rin leans in to give Saber quite the frustrated look. A few people in line behind them are getting impatient, but Rin doesn't care.]
You know. They won't let you have what you can't pay for.
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[ Saber is clearly not pleased nor does she care about those growing impatient behind her. Still there's not much to be done. So she'll turn back to the cashier and change her order to just a triple quarter pounder with extra cheese meal with the extra large fry and drink. It's easily double the cost of Rin's order, but she won't be denied this. ]
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But you don't even need to eat.
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I do not need to eat, but that does not mean that I do not want to eat. The food smelled appealing, and thus I desire to consume it. Is that not logical?
[ The entire place reeks of grease and fat. It smells incredibly crude and unrefined, making it even more perplexing that someone normally so dignified and refined would want to eat here. ]
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[Quality over quantity, Saber!
Rin sighs. Their order comes up, and she takes the tray that has their food on it. Saber's burger absolutely dwarfs Rin's... everything. Tohsaka finds them a booth, and takes a seat.]
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She follows Rin to the table, taking her seat across from her master. She pauses for a moment, marveling at how absolutely massive her burger is, practically drooling at the sight. Before long she can no longer resist and begins to chow down, her slim fingers miraculously somehow managing to wrap around the burger Her eating style isn't exactly gluttonous, but there's a barely restrained ravenous greed as she eats. ]
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Is she disappointed? How could she be? She drew the best card after all. Didn't she? Rin sighs softly while lifting a fry to her mouth. Something just doesn't feel right. Something is out of place, even if everything should be absolutely, unequivocally, perfect.]
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Are you still upset over my choice in food?
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[Over thinking is more like it, and it's one of her pitfalls. Rin is always so concerned with being the best magus she can while making sure it doesn't conflict with her own set of morals (it often does) that she loses sight of small but important details.
She eats her fry, and chews it while her pensive expression turns into a frown.]
But... where does all that food even go?
[Her Saber is small. Smaller than her, even. Both in height, weight, and... well, the chest too, but Rin wasn't really looking that hard!]
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Saber frowns a bit at that question. Just what is she implying? ]
It... goes into my stomach? I'm not quite sure I understand the question. When a Servant materializes outside of their spirit form, we are not simply just shells with nothing inside. We take on physical forms, including all of the muscles, organs, and other such things required by most humans to live.
[ As she explains, her hand slowly sneaks forward as it attempts to nab one of Rin's fries. Yes even after eating all of that food Saber is still hungry. ]
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That's not what I meant. Did you eat this way before you were a Servant?
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And what if I did? I fail to see why my eating habits are your concern.
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You just don't have a body that says you're a big eater, okay?
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[ Because this is clearly what this is all about. ]
Well you may rest assured, Master, that I intend to exceed your expectations in all categories. So long as you provide me with the proper support I need, our victory is a foregone conclusion.
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[She must work out a lot. Rin has some exercise routine of her own, but she still is somewhat conscious of what she eats! Then again trying to buy in bulk on sale days mean Rin is limited in choices when it comes to food, and most fast food for her is viewed as a rare 'treat.']
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[ Turns out that swinging around a sword and running around in heavy armor all day leads to developing quite the appetite. Still despite that while her frame isn't exactly frail, she is definitely slender without much muscle definition. ]
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Then where is your muscle?
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Is it normal for others in this era to obsess over the bodies and forms of others?
[ Secretly she's a big cheatey cheat face who uses bursts of mana to help win fights. That's not to say that she isn't an excellent swordsman, but getting a little boost of help never hurt anyone. ]
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[Okay, so technically this Saber could be from the future. However from her speech patterns Rin is assuming that isn't the case.
Displeased and unsatisfied, she sits down to eat her chicken nuggets.]
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[ Take that as you will, Rin. Saber conquered everyone who stood in her way as she forced the lords to recognize her as the once and future king of England, and those that refused to fall in line were quickly replaced by those more pliable.
However all of the tension dissipates as Saber notices Rin's nuggets. Without hesitating she takes one and pops it into her mouth. She takes her time,
chewing and swallowing before speaking again. Truly the food of this age was exquisite! ]
I believe you said I was the sixth, correct? What is your estimated time table for the summoning of the seventh servant?
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Very soon. I was being told if I didn't summon within the next few days they were going to fly in a volunteer to take my place.
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and this is where I bs some shit and lift from the wiki
to be fair 90% of nasu power level stuff is complete bs
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i thought i had responded to this, i'm sorry for the delay
No worries!
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