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19 / F / Bi / 8♣

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My Self-Summary

Miss Tohsaka is a complicated young woman who finds it difficult to open up to others. Beyond that prickly (or impish) exterior is a young woman of versatility. While Miss Tohsaka can be both your devil and your angel, she can also be much more. A wealth of curiosity, willingness to try new things, and her own taste for variety means that she may just be able to scratch an itch or fill a niche that you just haven't been able to yet.

My Future Plans

Is ambition Miss Tohsaka's middle name? It just might be. She intends to become well known in the community of Mages — hoping to live up to not only her father's legacy, but the legacy of her family's name. However, before that...

It seems like Miss Tohsaka is "in it to win it"! Our lovely bachelorette is determined to win the Game of our local resort. It seems she has a specific wish she wants granted, an ideal prize in mind, but so far she's been secretive as to what it is. Are you able to pry it from her plump little lips?

My Talents

Rumor has it that Miss Tohsaka comes from a long pedigree of Mages, and was born with a rare ability. Aside from being a veritable super-battery of magical energy, she also has been raised as a mage for over ten years. How studious. Do you think any of that might have... other uses?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Unfortunately Miss Tohsaka doesn't indulge in most hobbies that don't have a practical purpose. The tomes she reads are informational texts about magic, her gardening is for crafting potions, and her workouts are... you guessed it! To keep her combat ability up.

Perhaps you're the right person to intervene. Teach her to live a little! Let her hair down, and loosen up. How can an uptight girl like her actually win the Game if she's so closed off and guarded? Take her out for some fun, teach her a new hobby, or have her engage with yours!

My Ideal Partner

Oh, dear. Miss Tohsaka's tastes are so varied that it's hard to pinpoint just one type of ideal! Big, muscly men — soft, curvy women — or even someone in that sweet androgynous spot... What really catches her eye is a challenge, or an easy win. Put her to the test or roll over for her.

Do be kind and make sure to praise her. As someone who lost her father early, poor Miss Tohsaka has been starved for validation. Or, perhaps... you could indulge her on the opposite end of the spectrum? Such an arrogant girl deserves a little punishment, and as much as she punishes herself some help might be appreciated. If not, she may just end up punishing you, and making you her prey.

Height 5'2" (159cm) Body Type Athletic, Petite Smokes No (Enjoys smell of cigars) Drinks Yes (Cocktails or Nightcaps) Drugs No (Maybe) Sign Aquarius ♒︎ Occupation Mage Income Will do anything for chips Children None Pets Do you want the leash or to wear the collar? Hobbies Magecraft, Gardening, Working out

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

BOTH

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH

Virtuoso
ISTP-T

ENERGY

83%

Introverted

MIND

74%

Observant

NATURE

86%

Thinking

TACTICS

53%

Prospecting

IDENTITY

56%

Turbulent

personality test. art credit.

Fuuta

★★★☆☆
Kind of vanilla, but fun to tease. Would like exploring more of what can make him squirm, and hear him beg.

Marina

★★★★☆
Exciting and experimental. I guess I do like girls too, huh? Maybe we can incorporate magic next time.

Aak

★★★☆☆
Interesting. Curious about his body. Am I... a furry? Is that what you call it?

Weiss

★★☆☆☆
Annoying, but workable. Mediocre, but because she's too vanilla and not entirely on technique.

Narumi

★☆☆☆☆
Absolutely atrocious. Wish I could give negative stars. No more to say.

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Comments

un: pz25948011717

[pyrolyzed]

[ Hi Rin! Maybe you have an idea of what this is going to be about when your Watch lights up with an incoming message from a familiar, annoying-to-remember username. ]

did you just get ranked up

[erbe]

Yes.

That was YOU?

[Why the hell would he do that?]

[pyrolyzed]

[ He's so mad that the Watch is a Watch and not a phone so he can't lob it at a wall right now. ]

yeah that was me
as in that was meant to be mine
i was trying to use it on MYSELF
but it went to you instead

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"I can ask the staff if there's anyway to transfer it back," would just be giving him false hope, she thinks. These things don't typically go right after going wrong.]

Perhaps I can make it up to you?

1/3

[pyrolyzed]

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[ Yes he sure did just flat-palm slap at his Watch for a second there. ]

[pyrolyzed]

SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
WHAT DOES THIS PLACE HAVE AGAINST ME
IM NEVER GETTING OUT OF THIS STUPID BASEMENYKNENJK

[pyrolyzed]

ugh
you didnt do it on purpose right

[erbe]

What kind of question is that? I wouldn't know how!

[pyrolyzed]

i dunno
maybe you could have given me your tech curse or something
i bet that's why this happened anyway

[erbe]

If I know how to cast a curse I'd also know how to get rid of it, and I would have gotten rid of it for me a long time ago.

Besides, if I need you to be proficient why would I handicap you? If you think about it in terms of loss vs gain, I'd have more to lose not being able to rely on you. I also have more to lose in failing to keep your trust.

My new Rank comes with a kitchen. We can discuss this over a meal.

[pyrolyzed]

yeah yeah i get it
i know it's probably not something you'd do
this just feels like fucking bullshit you know
i'm sick and tired of being a 2
fucking figures they won't even let me change that
i guess at least it went to you instead of disappearing
wouldve really pissed me off if that shit just bugged out for nothing

[erbe]

[HE IGNORED HER OFFER!!! Well, complaining is valid. She'd probably be at his place kicking down the door if their spots were reversed. Yet she still can't help but want to grab his face with one hand and curl her fingers in Fuuta's cheeks until she leaves little crescent indents from her nails.]

That's true. At least this way you now have someone capable and talented that owes you.

[Normally she'd not mention that kind of thing, but Fuuta's insistence on moral upstanding makes her certain she has nothing to lose by saying it. At least nothing she wouldn't already be willing to do or give up.]

[pyrolyzed]

[ HE WASN'T IGNORING IT he's just working through his anger first!!! As in, he's been flinging his horrible cheap deflated pillow at a wall, and now he's gotten it a bit out of his system. ]

you know most people wouldn't have the guts to say that about themselves
by the way if you were gonna try to make up for it by raising my rank don't bother
bet it'll fuck up again and send it to someone else
i'll take a meal though

[erbe]

It doesn't take guts to say the truth.

No allergies, right?

[pyrolyzed]

no allergies
something with meat would be good though

[erbe]

Alright, I have something in mind. Come up in a couple hours and I'll have something warm and filling for you.

[pyrolyzed]

[ A couple of hours??? Why would it take that long for her to get takeou -- oh. ]

you're gonna cook?

[erbe]

It wouldn't be a proper return investment if I wasn't using the new tools you gave me!

[pyrolyzed]

don't call it that
investment makes it sound like i was doing it on purpose to get something out of you

[erbe]

You'd never be able to do that to someone. It'd eat you up from the inside like flesh eating beetles.

[Tohsaka considers adding, "but that guy you like might try," but instead she holds back. She already feels somewhat weird for the time spent with him on Halloween.]

Just make sure to be ready for dinner. Come early if you'd like to use my washroom to take a shower or a bath while I cook. You technically bought it, so it's the least I can do.

[pyrolyzed]

[ ... he can't tell if that's praise or a diss, so he's going to ignore it. He wouldn't be able to deny it anyway. ]

sure
i'll use your shower if you're offering
see you in a bit

[erbe]

[When he signals his arrival it doesn't take long for Rin to open the door for him. The place he walks into is luxurious compared to his little wardrobe-sized capsule room. Tohsaka greets him briefly upon his entering, and then she hurries off back to the kitchenette. For the moment the pork belly is nearly completed in getting blanched, while she seasons the wok with a bit of sugar and oil to prepare for the pieces of pork.

Rice is in the rice maker. She has pickled vegetables in the fridge.]

Bathroom is down the hall and to the right. There's a linen closet on the same side before you reach it. Ignore the rooms on the left.

[pyrolyzed]

[ A good guest would show up carrying a bottle of drink, or some sort of gift. Fuuta is not that! He shows up, glamorously, holding a convenience store plastic bag containing a change of clothes for himself, and nothing else. ]

... you really are getting up there in rank now, huh. Look at how fancy this place is.

[ Yes, he's going to be grumpy for just a moment longer about how that was his rank-up that was spent to boost Rin to this glitzy place, but. Sigh. Fucking figures this place would keep jerking him around. Fuuta gives a small huff before shrugging to indicate he's dropping the matter, then heading down the hallway as indicated. ]

'kay. I won't take too long.

[ So he says, but he will indulge a little bit. It's always nice getting to shower without having to hurry to avoid people seeing his injuries. ]

[erbe]

[The lack of housewarming gift and the fact that he indulges is simply natural to her. He basically paid for the place, so why wouldn't he be obligated to such things? A lot of Fuuta's "rudeness" tends to be lost on a person who has a skewed sense of what other people are entitled to. Hell, he could take a long bath, and as long as he didn't miss the meal she wouldn't consider it worth bringing up.

While Fuuta enjoys the solitude of the bathroom, Tohsaka continues cooking. Melting the sugar, browning the pork belly, and reducing the soy sauce and shaoxing cooking wine to a glaze — which will probably still be in the process of happening when Fuuta exits the shower. It takes roughly 45 minutes, after all. Rice will stay in the cooker to keep warm. Rin pulls out the pickled vegetables so she can plate everything when it's time to eat.]

It'll just be a couple more minutes. Do you want anything to drink?

[pyrolyzed]

[ Oh, that shower was nice. No other people milling around, water that stays hot without suddenly going cold, and an array of decent shower products instead of just the cheap bar soap and 3-in-1 shampoo available down in the basements. Though Fuuta had done his best not to use up too much of anything expensive-looking, he'd still made good use of the bottles lining the tub, and he smells of Rin's shampoo by the time he emerges from the bathroom after close to half an hour.

His cheeks are a little pink from the hot water, his towel-dried hair sticking out in odd directions, and he's finishing up applying a fresh bandage to his cheek as he ambles towards the kitchen. ]

Oh, it smells good in here ...

[ The shower might have also made him a little muzzy and lax, his mumble coming more relaxed and honest than usual as he takes a deep inhale. Then he pads over, tossing out the bandage's paper backing before leaning over to look around Rin's shoulder to see what she's doing. He's not sure when's the last time he saw someone cooking -- maybe his sister, before she left for cosmetology school. ]

I'm fine, I can wait. ... this all looks real complicated. I didn't know you're so good at cooking.