Eins

For the elements, silver and iron. For the foundation, stone and the Archduke of Pacts. And for the ancestor, my great master, Schweinorg. Close the gates of the four directions. Come forth from the Crown and follow the forked road leading to the Kingdom. Fill, fill, fill, fill, fill. Repeat five times. When each is filled, destroy it. Set.
Heed my words. My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny. If you heed the Grail's call and obey my will and reason, then answer me! I hereby swear that I shall be all the good in the world. That I shall defeat all evil in the world. Thou Seventh Heaven, clad in the three great words of power, come forth from the circle of binding, Guardian of the Scales!
[This is a master (haha) post for Fate/PSLs! If you need anything specific tailored to your character (like a starter that doesn't start with the summoning like the above) let me know! We'll work something out over PM or Plurk.]

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[ Rin has summoned the one and only pacifist Berserker to exist. ]
I certainly don't want you to risk your life. It would be best for you to not get involved.
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[She's getting at her limit. Rin slams her hand on the counter.]
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[ She jumps in her seat. Why is her Master being so mean? ]
But why would you ever want to be involved, Master?! Isn't this whole thing terrible?
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[Is her screw up going to end up costing her the Grail? Or her life?]
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[ Every Berserker has perceptions of reality that no amount of logic or communication can possibly change.
She meets Rin's eyes with her own big, faintly glowing blue ones. She looks serious, which should be a stark contradiction to her up until now. ]
What are you willing to do to bring victory for the sake of your family? What is your wish from the Grail going to be? There are certain answers I will refuse to accept even from you, but I will know if you lie so please be honest and do not tell me what you may think I want to hear.
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I just want to win. That's all. I don't have a wish outside of that.
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[ She had no expectations, yet Rin still managed to surprise her. Elphelt hoped to gauge her character, but she is more lost than before. She could judge a wish as good or bad, but no wish? Her Master could easily wish for any number of things for the family she wants to bring honor to: something as mundane as riches or as terrible as eliminating enemies, yet she has no wish at all. ]
In a way, that is so pure. I can feel my heart skip. Perhaps we are meant to be.
[ She is whispering to herself but, uh, Rin can most definitely hear her. That crazy, serious look in her eye is gone for now. ]
Okay! I may have no interest in particpating in a war or harming anyone, but so long as I exist, no harm will come to you, darling. Ever. If winning this war is what I must do to protect you, then I will.
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You know I can hear everything you say, right? I'm right here.
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[ That comment went in one ear and out the other. Berserker! She looks like she is ready to beg. ]
I will fight other Servants, but please do not ask me to hurt any humans, including the other Masters.
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I will do my best so that you don't have to do those things, [is all she can manage, so that down the line she cannot be called a liar.]
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Thank you. [ Her voice is quiet and she is no longer looking at Rin, instead focusing on her own tea. She manages to drink from the mug without breaking it.
The only point of pride she has as an Anti-Heroic spirit is the fact she never killed anyone in her life, failing to become a monster. She would not like that to change now. ]
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I'm headed to bed. We'll speak more in the morning.
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[ No goodnight or anything because she doesn't get the hint. Instead, she downs the last of her tea and gets up to follow Rin to the bedroom. She seems...excited about something, but is keeping herself restrained. ]
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What are you doing?
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...Joining you? I wonder what our bedroom is like. Oh, and don't worry, I may be bigger than you, but I don't mind being the big or little spoon.
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[Suddenly she's glad she has yet to make it to her room.]
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[ Is this the 1950s where no one is allowed to share a bed? Or, wait, wasn't that just on television? She forgets. Regardless, to think her Master would be such a prude... ]
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[Granted any magus worth their salt probably sets up magical traps around their home for protection even outside of the Holy Grail War time, but still!]
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...Have you ever heard of a sneaky Berserker? Our strength is, um...strength, not observational skills. Any class with basic stealth abilities could get by. Don't even get me started on an actual Assassin! No, the optimal place for a Berserker to ensure her Master's safety is by her Master's side.
[ Madness Enhancement! She can think and communicate clearly using sensible rationale so long as that logic doesn't contradict the fixation that is at the core of her madness. The safest place for Rin is by Elphelt's side and that is where Elphelt wants to be, so no skewed perceptions of reality needed. ]
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Fine! Just don't break my bed!
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[ And right back around to misinterpreting everything Rin says in favor of this newlywed fantasy. But she is absolutely going to protect Rin with her life! Maybe if she does, Rin will end up liking her after all. El would like that... ]
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Elphelt's free to peek. They're both girls, and Rin refuses to acknowledge this marriage as anything but the delusions of a mad servant.]
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...Except Elphelt is immediately sweating bullets. Sure, in life she may have obsessed with the idea of finding a 'husband', but even alive she had her heart set on her share of girls. Atop that, her Thirst is EX rank. Any way you cut it, her Master is attractive and that is not the Mad Enhancement speaking. ]
Oh, wow. Her legs are so nice.
[ Again, whispering to herself not quite as quiet as she thinks. ]
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It's rude to stare. Also, I can hear you.
[She leaves the skirt zippered, and begins putting on pants. Depriving Elphelt a look at her panties.]
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...Sorry, sorry! But it's true? Master is lovely.
[ Elphelt is doing her best to not screw up so that she can get to know her Master better, but is just so bad at everything. ]
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woops gave elphelt the wrong magic bitch
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