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OPEN SEASON

@edelstein
19 / F / Bi / 8♣

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My Self-Summary

Miss Tohsaka is a complicated young woman who finds it difficult to open up to others. Beyond that prickly (or impish) exterior is a young woman of versatility. While Miss Tohsaka can be both your devil and your angel, she can also be much more. A wealth of curiosity, willingness to try new things, and her own taste for variety means that she may just be able to scratch an itch or fill a niche that you just haven't been able to yet.

My Future Plans

Is ambition Miss Tohsaka's middle name? It just might be. She intends to become well known in the community of Mages — hoping to live up to not only her father's legacy, but the legacy of her family's name. However, before that...

It seems like Miss Tohsaka is "in it to win it"! Our lovely bachelorette is determined to win the Game of our local resort. It seems she has a specific wish she wants granted, an ideal prize in mind, but so far she's been secretive as to what it is. Are you able to pry it from her plump little lips?

My Talents

Rumor has it that Miss Tohsaka comes from a long pedigree of Mages, and was born with a rare ability. Aside from being a veritable super-battery of magical energy, she also has been raised as a mage for over ten years. How studious. Do you think any of that might have... other uses?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Unfortunately Miss Tohsaka doesn't indulge in most hobbies that don't have a practical purpose. The tomes she reads are informational texts about magic, her gardening is for crafting potions, and her workouts are... you guessed it! To keep her combat ability up.

Perhaps you're the right person to intervene. Teach her to live a little! Let her hair down, and loosen up. How can an uptight girl like her actually win the Game if she's so closed off and guarded? Take her out for some fun, teach her a new hobby, or have her engage with yours!

My Ideal Partner

Oh, dear. Miss Tohsaka's tastes are so varied that it's hard to pinpoint just one type of ideal! Big, muscly men — soft, curvy women — or even someone in that sweet androgynous spot... What really catches her eye is a challenge, or an easy win. Put her to the test or roll over for her.

Do be kind and make sure to praise her. As someone who lost her father early, poor Miss Tohsaka has been starved for validation. Or, perhaps... you could indulge her on the opposite end of the spectrum? Such an arrogant girl deserves a little punishment, and as much as she punishes herself some help might be appreciated. If not, she may just end up punishing you, and making you her prey.

Height 5'2" (159cm) Body Type Athletic, Petite Smokes No (Enjoys smell of cigars) Drinks Yes (Cocktails or Nightcaps) Drugs No (Maybe) Sign Aquarius ♒︎ Occupation Mage Income Will do anything for chips Children None Pets Do you want the leash or to wear the collar? Hobbies Magecraft, Gardening, Working out

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

BOTH

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH

Virtuoso
ISTP-T

ENERGY

83%

Introverted

MIND

74%

Observant

NATURE

86%

Thinking

TACTICS

53%

Prospecting

IDENTITY

56%

Turbulent

personality test. art credit.

Fuuta

★★★☆☆
Kind of vanilla, but fun to tease. Would like exploring more of what can make him squirm, and hear him beg.

Marina

★★★★☆
Exciting and experimental. I guess I do like girls too, huh? Maybe we can incorporate magic next time.

Aak

★★★☆☆
Interesting. Curious about his body. Am I... a furry? Is that what you call it?

Weiss

★★☆☆☆
Annoying, but workable. Mediocre, but because she's too vanilla and not entirely on technique.

Narumi

★☆☆☆☆
Absolutely atrocious. Wish I could give negative stars. No more to say.

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Comments

[pyrolyzed]

[ Okay but that's that, and this is this. Which is to say -- he's definitely bristling at that barbed comment. (The answer: his skull is extremely, extremely thick.) ]

fuck off
how is it my problem that you keep turning conversations in weird directions
that's your fault not mine
i didn't say anything wrong

[erbe]

Don't you se how that's the entire point? DO YOU JUST TRASH THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION AND ONLY FOCUS ON EACH INDIVIDUAL MESSAGE?

[pyrolyzed]

are you serious
you're like the last person who should be giving me shit about messages
and what're you even implying
that i should just never talk to you

[erbe]

Doing so would probably make you a happier person.

[pyrolyzed]

gross
you sound like one of those landmine girls fishing for asspats
i don't play along with that shit

[erbe]

I will rephrase.

Doing so would mean that I don't have an opening to discuss whatever feelings or relationships you have with other people in this resort. You were pretty popular in that venn-diagram application. I'm sure it'll come up again.

[pyrolyzed]

[ STOP CALLING IT POPULARITY ]

or you could just not bring it up???
i don't even get why you care
or wanna talk about it
what would you do if i got all up in your business about who you've been swapping cards with huh
how would you feel about that

[erbe]

Actually? Sure. Go ahead, try it. Let's see how I would feel.

1/3

[pyrolyzed]

[ NO??? YOU WEREN'T JUST SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH IT???????? ]

[pyrolyzed]

[ Give him a second to have a little existential crisis because like -- it's normal to be flustered talking about this sorta thing isn't it? Isn't it??? He knows it is. He knows it is! Why does everyone here say he gets easily flustered ... he's normal. He knows he's normal in that regard! It's just everyone else that acts insanely blasé about all this! Rin's the weird one, not him! ]

[pyrolyzed]

[ Okay, he's done having his little Moment. So. Totally not flustered about this at all, typing in a rush before he can second-guess himself: ]

yeah?
then what
did you swap cards with aak and dabi
if you're complaining about them calling you dumb nicknames

[erbe]

Are you serious? I see! You don't know who I've actually been with!

1/2

[pyrolyzed]

[ SUFFERING.GIF ]

oh shut up
why the hell should i
it's not any of my business!
i'm not supposed to know it!!!
stop acting like i'm the weird one for still caring about personal privacy!
it's not like you know who i've played that stupid game with either

[pyrolyzed]

[ An addendum ten seconds later: ]

AND THAT'S NOT AN INVITATION FOR YOU TO ASK

[erbe]

Do you want to know who I've been with? I'll tell you, if that's what you'd like. Let you have the upper hand.

[pyrolyzed]

[ NnnnnNNNNNGH. It's not like the prospect of getting to have one over her isn't appealing, but ... ]

fuck off
don't make it sound like i'm some nasty perv who wants to know who's fucking who
and aren't girls supposed to be more secretive about this kinda stuff
you shouldn't just go offering to tell people
it's your business not anyone else's
information privacy is important you know
i'm being nice by keeping an eye out for you
so stop giving me shit

[erbe]

Life will be easier on you if you stop trying to defend honor I don't have or care for.

[pyrolyzed]

[ B-baka ] it's not like i'm doing it for you

1/2

[erbe]

Then it's for you! You want to feel righteous, don't you? The girl is some damsel who needs to be saved, and who else is going to do it, but you?

[erbe]

You
Aak
Toji
Marina
Monika
Weiss
Tyki
Dazai

[Three of them aren't even around anymore. All the better, in her opinion.]

[pyrolyzed]

[ He nukes that message from his inbox as soon as he realizes what it is, but that doesn't undo the fact that he read it. Ugh. ]

fuck you
i told you i don't wanna know
and don't talk like i've done something wrong
what's so bad about trying to do the right thing?
your stupid attitude's gonna get you in trouble someday
so i'm giving you a warning before something happens
what's so bad about that
i haven't done anything wrong

[erbe]

You should save your magnanimity for someone else.

[Someone who deserves it.]

[pyrolyzed]

don't give me that shit
acting all 'oh i'm such a bad person don't talk to me'
you think i haven't seen plenty of people pulling that act before?
you act like you know me so well and can give me shit
but not like you're any less obvious

[erbe]

I'll make sure to keep the list updated for you so that when you're brave enough you can take that shot at me.

[pyrolyzed]

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LIST