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@edelstein
19 / F / Bi / 8♣

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My Self-Summary

Miss Tohsaka is a complicated young woman who finds it difficult to open up to others. Beyond that prickly (or impish) exterior is a young woman of versatility. While Miss Tohsaka can be both your devil and your angel, she can also be much more. A wealth of curiosity, willingness to try new things, and her own taste for variety means that she may just be able to scratch an itch or fill a niche that you just haven't been able to yet.

My Future Plans

Is ambition Miss Tohsaka's middle name? It just might be. She intends to become well known in the community of Mages — hoping to live up to not only her father's legacy, but the legacy of her family's name. However, before that...

It seems like Miss Tohsaka is "in it to win it"! Our lovely bachelorette is determined to win the Game of our local resort. It seems she has a specific wish she wants granted, an ideal prize in mind, but so far she's been secretive as to what it is. Are you able to pry it from her plump little lips?

My Talents

Rumor has it that Miss Tohsaka comes from a long pedigree of Mages, and was born with a rare ability. Aside from being a veritable super-battery of magical energy, she also has been raised as a mage for over ten years. How studious. Do you think any of that might have... other uses?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Unfortunately Miss Tohsaka doesn't indulge in most hobbies that don't have a practical purpose. The tomes she reads are informational texts about magic, her gardening is for crafting potions, and her workouts are... you guessed it! To keep her combat ability up.

Perhaps you're the right person to intervene. Teach her to live a little! Let her hair down, and loosen up. How can an uptight girl like her actually win the Game if she's so closed off and guarded? Take her out for some fun, teach her a new hobby, or have her engage with yours!

My Ideal Partner

Oh, dear. Miss Tohsaka's tastes are so varied that it's hard to pinpoint just one type of ideal! Big, muscly men — soft, curvy women — or even someone in that sweet androgynous spot... What really catches her eye is a challenge, or an easy win. Put her to the test or roll over for her.

Do be kind and make sure to praise her. As someone who lost her father early, poor Miss Tohsaka has been starved for validation. Or, perhaps... you could indulge her on the opposite end of the spectrum? Such an arrogant girl deserves a little punishment, and as much as she punishes herself some help might be appreciated. If not, she may just end up punishing you, and making you her prey.

Height 5'2" (159cm) Body Type Athletic, Petite Smokes No (Enjoys smell of cigars) Drinks Yes (Cocktails or Nightcaps) Drugs No (Maybe) Sign Aquarius ♒︎ Occupation Mage Income Will do anything for chips Children None Pets Do you want the leash or to wear the collar? Hobbies Magecraft, Gardening, Working out

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

BOTH

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH

Virtuoso
ISTP-T

ENERGY

83%

Introverted

MIND

74%

Observant

NATURE

86%

Thinking

TACTICS

53%

Prospecting

IDENTITY

56%

Turbulent

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Fuuta

★★★☆☆
Kind of vanilla, but fun to tease. Would like exploring more of what can make him squirm, and hear him beg.

Marina

★★★★☆
Exciting and experimental. I guess I do like girls too, huh? Maybe we can incorporate magic next time.

Aak

★★★☆☆
Interesting. Curious about his body. Am I... a furry? Is that what you call it?

Weiss

★★☆☆☆
Annoying, but workable. Mediocre, but because she's too vanilla and not entirely on technique.

Narumi

★☆☆☆☆
Absolutely atrocious. Wish I could give negative stars. No more to say.

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Comments

[pyrolyzed]

what
no
this isn't worth money

[erbe]

I'll return the favor in some other way, then. Just call on me if you have trouble. Privacy is important.

[pyrolyzed]

[ Unseen, he frowns to himself.

It's not like he did this to be nice, or, conversely, to get something in return. It was just the obvious thing to do -- she's younger, obviously dogshit with technology, and needed the help. If not him, someone else would have done it. So that 'favor' is definitely going uncashed; how lame would it be if he called it in over something this trivial. ]

okay sure
just don't come bitching at me if it doesn't work cause then that's a you problem
what i wrote there is how it's supposed to go so figure it out from that

[erbe]

Why wouldn't I come to you if I had a problem? It's clear you know these things well, especially if you considered this thing "simple." You're reliable.

[Look, their conversation dissolved into a fight. He could have just ignored it. In fact if it were her she would have. He may be sour, but his continued grit-teeth endurance of her has shifted her opinion a little.

Besides, it's nice having someone ranking lower than her she feels not so small around.]

[pyrolyzed]

you know you're the weird one for not knowing how to do this stuff right
i'm pretty okay with tech but i'm just showing you real obvious stuff

[ The comment about being 'reliable' ... doesn't sit well with him either, but he can't figure out the right words to parry it. So he just ignores it.

He's not doing any of this to be nice to her, after all. It's not about her. It's just probably the right thing to do, is all. ]

[erbe]

You have no responsibility to teach me. It's okay, if you want to brush this off I won't tell anyone else.

[pyrolyzed]

yeah don't go telling people
i don't wanna get stuck being tech support for everyone person here who's never touched a phone
i already have you and some other guy to babysit

[ No responsibility, she says, but he's clearly already assigned himself as her handler when it comes to her Watch. You're welcome(????), Rin. ]

[erbe]

"Other guy"?

[pyrolyzed]

some doctor guy who doesn't know how to use his watch
trading him a favor for a favor

[erbe]

Green hair?

[pyrolyzed]

yeah
why
you know him?

[erbe]

Yeah, I met him a little before you. Overly friendly and too eager to help.

[pyrolyzed]

he's annoying is what he is
but yeah sounds like it's the same guy
that's convenient
if i gotta teach something to one of you you guys can teach it to each other

[erbe]

I would rather pay for private lessons.

[pyrolyzed]

why

[erbe]

Like you said! He's annoying.

[pyrolyzed]

[ Poor Baizhu getting shittalked by the youths when he can't even defend himself ... ]

ugh fine
i'm not doing this for money though
why do you keep wanting to pay it's weird

[erbe]

I don't intend to rack up a debt that gets too big.

[pyrolyzed]

what debt

[erbe]

[Is he for real? How can he be so shitty and not actually that shitty? A part of her wants to kick him.]

If you keep doing things for free you'll be stuck at that rank, you know.

[pyrolyzed]

[ Don't worry Rin, he's still extremely shitty! It's just that his shittiness has strange and very specific caveats.

Unseen, he scrunches up his face at the reminder of his rank. His terrible little capsule-hotel bunk ... ]

and what's it to you
these ranks are all unfair anyway
not like i even wanna play their stupid game

[erbe]

I may have had a head start, but you'll catch up.

[pyrolyzed]

are you delusional?
no i won't
and why are we talking about this
what does teaching you how to use basic technology have to do with this

[erbe]

If you actually made people pay for your help maybe you'd pull up a rank or two. Unless you are using that cheap room to punish yourself?

[pyrolyzed]

it's nothing like that dumbass
you think i don't want someplace better to sleep? our rooms suck and i'm tired
but i'll take money when i actually do something worth getting paid for
what i'm doing for you is just what's right. it's not a job
i don't need pity payments