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OPEN SEASON

@edelstein
19 / F / Bi / 8♣

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My Self-Summary

Miss Tohsaka is a complicated young woman who finds it difficult to open up to others. Beyond that prickly (or impish) exterior is a young woman of versatility. While Miss Tohsaka can be both your devil and your angel, she can also be much more. A wealth of curiosity, willingness to try new things, and her own taste for variety means that she may just be able to scratch an itch or fill a niche that you just haven't been able to yet.

My Future Plans

Is ambition Miss Tohsaka's middle name? It just might be. She intends to become well known in the community of Mages — hoping to live up to not only her father's legacy, but the legacy of her family's name. However, before that...

It seems like Miss Tohsaka is "in it to win it"! Our lovely bachelorette is determined to win the Game of our local resort. It seems she has a specific wish she wants granted, an ideal prize in mind, but so far she's been secretive as to what it is. Are you able to pry it from her plump little lips?

My Talents

Rumor has it that Miss Tohsaka comes from a long pedigree of Mages, and was born with a rare ability. Aside from being a veritable super-battery of magical energy, she also has been raised as a mage for over ten years. How studious. Do you think any of that might have... other uses?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Unfortunately Miss Tohsaka doesn't indulge in most hobbies that don't have a practical purpose. The tomes she reads are informational texts about magic, her gardening is for crafting potions, and her workouts are... you guessed it! To keep her combat ability up.

Perhaps you're the right person to intervene. Teach her to live a little! Let her hair down, and loosen up. How can an uptight girl like her actually win the Game if she's so closed off and guarded? Take her out for some fun, teach her a new hobby, or have her engage with yours!

My Ideal Partner

Oh, dear. Miss Tohsaka's tastes are so varied that it's hard to pinpoint just one type of ideal! Big, muscly men — soft, curvy women — or even someone in that sweet androgynous spot... What really catches her eye is a challenge, or an easy win. Put her to the test or roll over for her.

Do be kind and make sure to praise her. As someone who lost her father early, poor Miss Tohsaka has been starved for validation. Or, perhaps... you could indulge her on the opposite end of the spectrum? Such an arrogant girl deserves a little punishment, and as much as she punishes herself some help might be appreciated. If not, she may just end up punishing you, and making you her prey.

Height 5'2" (159cm) Body Type Athletic, Petite Smokes No (Enjoys smell of cigars) Drinks Yes (Cocktails or Nightcaps) Drugs No (Maybe) Sign Aquarius ♒︎ Occupation Mage Income Will do anything for chips Children None Pets Do you want the leash or to wear the collar? Hobbies Magecraft, Gardening, Working out

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

BOTH

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH

Virtuoso
ISTP-T

ENERGY

83%

Introverted

MIND

74%

Observant

NATURE

86%

Thinking

TACTICS

53%

Prospecting

IDENTITY

56%

Turbulent

personality test. art credit.

Fuuta

★★★☆☆
Kind of vanilla, but fun to tease. Would like exploring more of what can make him squirm, and hear him beg.

Marina

★★★★☆
Exciting and experimental. I guess I do like girls too, huh? Maybe we can incorporate magic next time.

Aak

★★★☆☆
Interesting. Curious about his body. Am I... a furry? Is that what you call it?

Weiss

★★☆☆☆
Annoying, but workable. Mediocre, but because she's too vanilla and not entirely on technique.

Narumi

★☆☆☆☆
Absolutely atrocious. Wish I could give negative stars. No more to say.

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Comments

[pyrolyzed]

[ NNNNNNNNNGH. ]

it's for that stupid halloween party
and it has to be

[ Actually before this message came through, the typing indicator came and went like a dozen times, so Rin might have an idea of how agonizing it was for Fuuta to type the next word: ]

"sexy"

[erbe]

[A Halloween party? That sounds like fun...]

Oh, I know exactly what you should wear.

1/2

[pyrolyzed]

what
how the fuck do you already have something in mind

[pyrolyzed]

[ And then the moment he hits enter he connects the dots (does he???): ]

YOU BETTER NOT BE THINKING I SHOULD DRESS AS A PLAYBOY BUNNY

[erbe]

Of course not, idiot! I know you'd never wear that.

Instead I'd dress you up like a sexy demon or a dragon. Horns, a tail, and maybe a fancier eye-patch. The costume should be obsidian or a dark emerald green!

[Something fire themed but also she'd want to put him in the iconic femboy halter.]

In fact I saw something that might work in the shopping area.

[pyrolyzed]

[ ... the fact that Rin has apparently already given some thought to the matter makes his stomach do a little loop-de-loop. Like -- why??? Why would she ... ? Does that mean she ... ?? There's no way, but ... ???

It almost makes him feel bad for what he's about to say next. ]

i guess obsidian is fine
but i agreed to sexy vampire
so it'd have to be something along those lines
i dunno if that works with what you were thinking

[erbe]

Tch. Vampire???? You're not the type to take blood at all! You're more like... an untrained reptire who accidentally burns its friends with the fire coming out of its mouth.

Fine. Gimme a bit to rethink.

[pyrolyzed]

what the hell kind of chuuni delusion are you seeing me as

[ This is going to bite him in the ass severely in X months when I do, indeed, force him to become salamander. Anyway. ]

you don't gotta think over it too hard though
it's just that i'm not used to dressing up like that
go to one of those dumb costume stores with me and help me choose
i can buy you dinner afterward and we'll be even

[erbe]

If taking you shopping is worth dinner then there must be someone going you want to impress.

[pyrolyzed]

it's just dinner

[ It is not 'just dinner,' given his financial situation. ]

[erbe]

[Rin checks the network. Rin finds the post. Rin sees who else is going.

It clicks.]

Fine. I'll make you into the sexiest vampire and you better have fun.

1/2

[pyrolyzed]

[ Oh, he gets a bad feeling from the fact that she dropped the matter so easily, but, like. Whatever, surely Rin wouldn't go making any wild assumptions. Surely. ]

it doesn't have to be THAT sexy

[ nnnngh he hated typing that ]

just something that looks decent
you know
nothing that looks too cheap or shitty
i've only ever seen halloween costumes at donki and i know those are cheap garbage
i figured you'd know more about fancy clothes is all

[pyrolyzed]

[ And then, after a pause: ]

are you gonna go to it too?
the party

[erbe]

I didn't know it was happening until you reached out. They said free food and drink, so I'll probably take advantage of that if nothing else.

[pyrolyzed]

okay cool

[ B-baka it's not like he wants to see her in a costume or anything (he does, he's curious), but like. Y'know. It'll be good having a familiar face around, especially since he's not used to rowdy events like parties.

-- but admitting that would be embarrassing so instead, have a hastily tacked on, ]

you can pick your outfit too then
while we're out
saves time for you too that way
i can carry all the bags or whatever

[erbe]

Oh? Don't want me to surprise you?

[pyrolyzed]

what do you get out of surprising me

[erbe]

I can't just find it fun?

Would you not enjoy it if I was pleasantly surprised when seeing you?

[pyrolyzed]

[ 'Yeah but that'd never happen,' is his immediate, cynical mental retort. Probably for the best that he kept it to himself, though. ]

well it's up to you then if you wanna keep it secret
i won't pry

[erbe]

At least this means I'll stick around long enough for you to catch a glimpse of me.

[keyeju]

How should I know how long you've been here?

[erbe]

What? you can't tell by how old my account is or something like that? I thought you'd at least know as much as Fuuta.

Whatever, just call me Senpai.

[keyeju]

Why would I bother looking up information on your account?

There's no chance in hell I'm going to do that, brat.

[pyrolyzed]

wait
you're seriously gonna dip just after grabbing your food?

[ No ... his safety acquaintance he can hang around ... ]

i thought you'd be more of a party person

[erbe]

Really? I thought you'd be *less* of a party person.