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@edelstein
19 / F / Bi / 8♣

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My Self-Summary

Miss Tohsaka is a complicated young woman who finds it difficult to open up to others. Beyond that prickly (or impish) exterior is a young woman of versatility. While Miss Tohsaka can be both your devil and your angel, she can also be much more. A wealth of curiosity, willingness to try new things, and her own taste for variety means that she may just be able to scratch an itch or fill a niche that you just haven't been able to yet.

My Future Plans

Is ambition Miss Tohsaka's middle name? It just might be. She intends to become well known in the community of Mages — hoping to live up to not only her father's legacy, but the legacy of her family's name. However, before that...

It seems like Miss Tohsaka is "in it to win it"! Our lovely bachelorette is determined to win the Game of our local resort. It seems she has a specific wish she wants granted, an ideal prize in mind, but so far she's been secretive as to what it is. Are you able to pry it from her plump little lips?

My Talents

Rumor has it that Miss Tohsaka comes from a long pedigree of Mages, and was born with a rare ability. Aside from being a veritable super-battery of magical energy, she also has been raised as a mage for over ten years. How studious. Do you think any of that might have... other uses?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Unfortunately Miss Tohsaka doesn't indulge in most hobbies that don't have a practical purpose. The tomes she reads are informational texts about magic, her gardening is for crafting potions, and her workouts are... you guessed it! To keep her combat ability up.

Perhaps you're the right person to intervene. Teach her to live a little! Let her hair down, and loosen up. How can an uptight girl like her actually win the Game if she's so closed off and guarded? Take her out for some fun, teach her a new hobby, or have her engage with yours!

My Ideal Partner

Oh, dear. Miss Tohsaka's tastes are so varied that it's hard to pinpoint just one type of ideal! Big, muscly men — soft, curvy women — or even someone in that sweet androgynous spot... What really catches her eye is a challenge, or an easy win. Put her to the test or roll over for her.

Do be kind and make sure to praise her. As someone who lost her father early, poor Miss Tohsaka has been starved for validation. Or, perhaps... you could indulge her on the opposite end of the spectrum? Such an arrogant girl deserves a little punishment, and as much as she punishes herself some help might be appreciated. If not, she may just end up punishing you, and making you her prey.

Height 5'2" (159cm) Body Type Athletic, Petite Smokes No (Enjoys smell of cigars) Drinks Yes (Cocktails or Nightcaps) Drugs No (Maybe) Sign Aquarius ♒︎ Occupation Mage Income Will do anything for chips Children None Pets Do you want the leash or to wear the collar? Hobbies Magecraft, Gardening, Working out

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

BOTH

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH

Virtuoso
ISTP-T

ENERGY

83%

Introverted

MIND

74%

Observant

NATURE

86%

Thinking

TACTICS

53%

Prospecting

IDENTITY

56%

Turbulent

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Fuuta

★★★☆☆
Kind of vanilla, but fun to tease. Would like exploring more of what can make him squirm, and hear him beg.

Marina

★★★★☆
Exciting and experimental. I guess I do like girls too, huh? Maybe we can incorporate magic next time.

Aak

★★★☆☆
Interesting. Curious about his body. Am I... a furry? Is that what you call it?

Weiss

★★☆☆☆
Annoying, but workable. Mediocre, but because she's too vanilla and not entirely on technique.

Narumi

★☆☆☆☆
Absolutely atrocious. Wish I could give negative stars. No more to say.

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Comments

[erbe]

Of course. I have to give you a proper rating, don't I?

[erbe]

It doesn't matter. What is done is done.

Take your pound of flesh in the form of my obedience and let me live.

[demawn]

Ya really don’t have to
Random is fine

[demawn]

You’re digging holes.

[erbe]

You're making it sound like you don't want it.

[erbe]

Not surprised you can't think of a sexier punishment, but fine. What are you going to plant? It's probably too late for watermelon.

Pumpkin? Herbs?

[tfy]

Few things in life are guaranteed, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't do things! Alright, it's settled!

🙂

Also, just so you know, I heard a rumor there might be consequences for failing to use up the emojis. One rumor is that the consequences involve "suit effects." And I know you and Jun-kun have that suit which allegedly turns the wearer into a complete and utter basket case, so I might make an effort to use yours. Though you don't have to take that advice to heart if you don't want, since it *is* just a rumor.

[wincon]

yeah
since the only bar I have to clear is not making you want to wring my neck most of the time

[erbe]

That's just being better than that blonde idol kid. More might be needed to actually prove dates as a worth while experience.

But I'm not actually asking you to go that far. Since even putting your hair up is "too much trouble".

[erbe]

I've never had a problem with it. What do you mean by "basket case"?

[Rin's always so "in her own head" that she doesn't even recognize her insane behavior during the Clubs Event when she found out about the letters 'proving her right' or about how she turned into a cornered animal in that dream where Wriothesley was interrogating her. "That's just normal me," she thinks.]

[demawn]

What if my butt's not good enough

[demawn]

Sexier? But I need the holes...

I'm going to try for more watermelon but you might be right. If it's too late, maybe pumpkins. Flowers might be nice, I like those too.

[erbe]

Your worth is not dependent on your ass.

[tfy]

[It's okay, Rin. Half of Hiyori's thoughts during the Springtime event were about how everyone in the House should be lined up and shot, while his other thoughts were about sinking his wolf claws into Jun to ensure that no one else ever touches him. He didn't recognize any of those thoughts as remotely strange, because that's just how he thinks normally! (Minus the wolf metaphors.)]

It'd be better to show you the list, so hang on a second!

[Give him a minute or two to scroll the Network. And then:]

>>7317041

^ There! That's the list of effects I wrote based on what everyone else said.

It sounds like people with a Clubs suit experience nightmares, hallucinations, disrupted thinking, and other such things. Then other suits come with a different set of symptoms. Supposedly a lack of intimacy is what triggers this stuff, but I've heard it said a few times that House will make them flare up at random just for the fun of it.

[erbe]

Unless it's going to stay "summer" in that part of the green areas, then I would suggest pivoting to something more seasonally appropriate. Ask the staff, and if they blow you off ask a higher ranked friend to ask for you.

Whatever. If it's what you want, I'll dig those holes. I owe you that much.

[erbe]

Wow, that sucks for them.

[AKA: "Wow, couldn't be me"]

[tfy]

No experience with any of that yourself, huh? Guess your type isn't as unpopular as you thought!

[He's taking this to mean she gets laid a lot and thus isn't worried about the "going too long without intimacy" part.]

But since it can flare up at random, I wouldn't assume you won't *ever* face anything along those lines. I can't really picture Jun-kun turning into a basket case either, but it never hurts to be prepared!

[erbe]

Just because I'm not popular doesn't mean there aren't people more desperate than I am. There are some sad, lonely people here who make easy prey.

[demawn]

What if you don't like it

[demawn]

I'll be digging them too. We'll do it together.

I'll buy you food after.

1/? im sorry

[erbe]

[Why the fuck would he care if she rates him low? Didn't he have plenty of people responding to his post?]

[erbe]

[She's not the god of ass. His insecurity is ridiculous. Besides, he has his cute little waist and abs. Rin's opinion shouldn't matter.]

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[Actually, wait. Why the FUCK does her opinion matter? She's so mean to him, and everyone else seems nice. Does he just enjoy being bullied? Does he gravitate to that?]

[erbe]

[—HOLD IT. What if that's his kink?! What if he's one of those pathetic losers who just wants a strong personality to decide everything for him so he doesn't have to bear the burden of responsibility? IS THAT IT?! ]

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[On second thought, she could probably work with that. It would be easier to take advantage on him if he had a crush on her—]