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OPEN SEASON

@edelstein
19 / F / Bi / 8♣

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My Self-Summary

Miss Tohsaka is a complicated young woman who finds it difficult to open up to others. Beyond that prickly (or impish) exterior is a young woman of versatility. While Miss Tohsaka can be both your devil and your angel, she can also be much more. A wealth of curiosity, willingness to try new things, and her own taste for variety means that she may just be able to scratch an itch or fill a niche that you just haven't been able to yet.

My Future Plans

Is ambition Miss Tohsaka's middle name? It just might be. She intends to become well known in the community of Mages — hoping to live up to not only her father's legacy, but the legacy of her family's name. However, before that...

It seems like Miss Tohsaka is "in it to win it"! Our lovely bachelorette is determined to win the Game of our local resort. It seems she has a specific wish she wants granted, an ideal prize in mind, but so far she's been secretive as to what it is. Are you able to pry it from her plump little lips?

My Talents

Rumor has it that Miss Tohsaka comes from a long pedigree of Mages, and was born with a rare ability. Aside from being a veritable super-battery of magical energy, she also has been raised as a mage for over ten years. How studious. Do you think any of that might have... other uses?

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Unfortunately Miss Tohsaka doesn't indulge in most hobbies that don't have a practical purpose. The tomes she reads are informational texts about magic, her gardening is for crafting potions, and her workouts are... you guessed it! To keep her combat ability up.

Perhaps you're the right person to intervene. Teach her to live a little! Let her hair down, and loosen up. How can an uptight girl like her actually win the Game if she's so closed off and guarded? Take her out for some fun, teach her a new hobby, or have her engage with yours!

My Ideal Partner

Oh, dear. Miss Tohsaka's tastes are so varied that it's hard to pinpoint just one type of ideal! Big, muscly men — soft, curvy women — or even someone in that sweet androgynous spot... What really catches her eye is a challenge, or an easy win. Put her to the test or roll over for her.

Do be kind and make sure to praise her. As someone who lost her father early, poor Miss Tohsaka has been starved for validation. Or, perhaps... you could indulge her on the opposite end of the spectrum? Such an arrogant girl deserves a little punishment, and as much as she punishes herself some help might be appreciated. If not, she may just end up punishing you, and making you her prey.

Height 5'2" (159cm) Body Type Athletic, Petite Smokes No (Enjoys smell of cigars) Drinks Yes (Cocktails or Nightcaps) Drugs No (Maybe) Sign Aquarius ♒︎ Occupation Mage Income Will do anything for chips Children None Pets Do you want the leash or to wear the collar? Hobbies Magecraft, Gardening, Working out

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

MIMES

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

BATH

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

TEA

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

BOTH

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LACE

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

ROUGH

Virtuoso
ISTP-T

ENERGY

83%

Introverted

MIND

74%

Observant

NATURE

86%

Thinking

TACTICS

53%

Prospecting

IDENTITY

56%

Turbulent

personality test. art credit.

Fuuta

★★★☆☆
Kind of vanilla, but fun to tease. Would like exploring more of what can make him squirm, and hear him beg.

Marina

★★★★☆
Exciting and experimental. I guess I do like girls too, huh? Maybe we can incorporate magic next time.

Aak

★★★☆☆
Interesting. Curious about his body. Am I... a furry? Is that what you call it?

Weiss

★★☆☆☆
Annoying, but workable. Mediocre, but because she's too vanilla and not entirely on technique.

Narumi

★☆☆☆☆
Absolutely atrocious. Wish I could give negative stars. No more to say.

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Comments

[pyrolyzed]

[ Oh, it fucking rankles at him, getting called out like this. ]

you just called me a liar
and you think i'm gonna answer something like that?
you're just delusionally thinking whatever you want about me anyway

1/2

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Look, you shouldn't come to me expecting to feel good about it afterward. I've always told you what kind of person I am.

[erbe]

But I'll keep your words in mind. If I end up needing them I'll pay you back.

[pyrolyzed]

whatever grandma
and i don't want your dumb payment either
just know that i'm right

[erbe]

STOP CALLING ME GRANDMA

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME THAT NOW? I BET IT'S YOUR FAULT. YOU STARTED IT.

1/2

[pyrolyzed]

what
you think i've been going around telling people to call you that?
you think i have that much time to waste?

[pyrolyzed]

[ Pause. And then, in a second message: ]

are other people really calling you that though
ww

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[What is "ww"???? DOES THAT MEAN SOMETHING OR IS IT A TYPO??? She'll ignore it.]

Yeah. That fuzzy Aak kid and that Frakenstein Dabi guy.

[pyrolyzed]

[ For better or for worse, he's so online-pilled that it never occurs to him Rin might not recognize 'www', rip. ]

well good
you keep calling me that dumb rabbit thing
now you know how it feels

[erbe]

I'll have you know that's an ACTUAL German term of endearment, you twerp. *THAT* nickname is actually cute! It's not an insult! Does it feel nice to be mean to someone who gives you affectionate nicknames?!

[pyrolyzed]

[ No stop you're making it worse? Affectionate nickname??? He actually needs a hot second or ten to digest how he feels about this before managing to respond. ]

whatever
nicknames are all just dumb nonsense anyway
and it's not like i call you that all the time
just when you're being stupid
and i didn't tell them to call you that or anything
so it's not my fault

[erbe]

It's not my fault!!! You've seen how my stuff acts up even when I'm following instructions! It's the technology that's stupid.

[pyrolyzed]

yeah yeah i get it
but those guys are both just like that aren't they
trying to get on people's nerves

[ 'So just ignore it,' a sensible adult would say. ]

so just call them something annoying back

[erbe]

So you are familiar with them.

[Well. She kind of already knew about him and Aak. Dabi is a new reveal, but she just met him recently too.]

Any suggestions on how to handle Staples? I figure I can deal with the fuzzbutt just fine.

[pyrolyzed]

what do you mean handle
it's not like i tell him what to do or anything

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I was just asking if you knew anything I could use against him. Are you really that close with him that you think handle meant like **THAT**?

[pyrolyzed]

what
no
i mean if you wanted a way to just tell him to stop annoying you i don't know how to do that
don't just go assuming shit about me

[erbe]

[Hm. Rin isn't the best with "tone" in text, but she is good at recognizing patterns.]

Okay, if that's the case I'll just ask him how close you are.

[She wonders if maybe that will get him to say anything.]

[pyrolyzed]

[ Oh, shit. Fuck. -- what would Dabi even say if he were asked something like that? He's not sure he'd ever dare ask that question himself. Panicking slightly: ]

seriously?
what's it to you?
that's got nothing to do with whatever he's calling you

[erbe]

You told me not to assume, so I thought I'd get it straight from a source that has nothing to hide!

[pyrolyzed]

that doesn't mean you should go interrogating people about that kinda stuff either?
why are girls so nosy about this kinda stuff

[erbe]

If you keep holding fast to those prejudices you're never going to see the truth, you know. I was giving you an out. Do I have to explain it?

[pyrolyzed]

[ Nnnnnnnnnnnnnngh. ]

i'm not PREJUDICED i'm just saying it how it is
and we've exchanged cards okay
you know i don't really like talking about this shit
get off my back

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All I wanted to know is if you were close enough to let me in on something I could use for an insulting but playful nickname. When you told me not to assume I was only going to take out the guesswork. You deflecting and turning it around almost had me reach out. I still might if you keep this up.

[pyrolyzed]

[ Ugh. Ughhhh. Unseen, he's squirming where he sits. He hates this conversation very much, but it's also hard thinking of a way to get her to drop the matter without giving it away that maybe, possibly, just a tiny bit, he actually gives a shit about whatever the fuck kind of weird relationship it is he has with Dabi.

Not to mention -- sharing dirt on people would have been easy, just a few years back. Fun, even. He knows that Rin means all this in a cutesy and trivial context, he knows it. But still. The act of shittalking people behind their backs in text feels a little too familiar and makes his stomach turn.

After a sizable pause: ]

look
you know i don't really do nicknames
and he got pissy before when i called him cringe
but like hell you'd even know what that means
so come up with your own nickname and leave me out of this
and don't make this a big thing or whatever

[ 'Don't talk to him about this.' ]