[ But, no, wait, that’s not what matters at all here?! She gasps dramatically, but it is absolutely genuine concern still, dramatic as it may sound. Are there tears of absolute horror in her eyes? Who could say. ]

But absolutely do not give it to him!! I don’t care what those women said, there’s no way he’s actually good in bed! Or gentle!!

[ Which. You know, if that’s what you’re looking for, that’s one thing, but not for the first time!! RIN!! ]

If he ever— I don’t know! Gets too handsy or aggressive or anything! You send me a message right away, yes? No matter what I’m doing, I’ll be there right away and piledrive him from his stupid castle!!