Like mine? There's no way. My hair's too long and luscious.
[ It's hard to believe anyone would have similar hair to himself, and he's too obsessed with feeling special to allow comparison. Belatedly, though, he seems to notice that he's being an ass about it. ]
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[ It's hard to believe anyone would have similar hair to himself, and he's too obsessed with feeling special to allow comparison. Belatedly, though, he seems to notice that he's being an ass about it. ]
... But sorry for your loss, I guess.