Heh, good try. I'm from what's left of Japan, the New World! We have yen, ramen, and everything. You wouldn't know this, but the shape of the continents and land was changed by the first cataclysm, and all mankind fucked like crazy afterward to repopulate the Earth. Race is dead, earwax is earwax! Riiiiin, clean my eaaaaars...

[ He rolls on his side now and obnoxiously reaches to hug her legs while trying to be cute. ]